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Offline BeSeeingYou

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Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« on: April 29, 2010, 10:49:43 PM »
Found this short news article today. ;D

The Australian city of Townsville is facing a drastic shortage of sperm, according to Australian media.
The shortage has got so bad that fertility clinics are instead paying up to $700 an ampule for American sperm, according to the Herald Sun.
In recent years clinics have struggled to get Aussie men to donate.



Come on guys, don't be shy, spank that thing. ;D
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Offline mick7504

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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2010, 11:00:15 PM »
SH*T
Someone has to keep the hotel industry in business.  ;D
And then there's the bikes to be looked after as well.
It's a tough life for a bloke.  ;)
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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2010, 11:23:18 PM »
hmmmmmmmm time for me to move to Australia!  :D
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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2010, 11:30:32 PM »
Quote from: bucky katt on April 29, 2010, 11:23:18 PM
hmmmmmmmm time for me to move to Australia!  :D

Weren't you planning a trip down there later this year.  This would be one way to finance it. ;D
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Offline w1sa

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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2010, 11:33:13 PM »
 :ohahahaha..........a real wanker could make a decent living, doing that..!!!! ;D
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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2010, 01:06:22 AM »
Maybe it's because they have a hard time getting it up.  "They lost control of the payload."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieyD1FfQOIg
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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2010, 03:20:15 AM »
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Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2010, 03:34:59 AM »
so now you can buff the bazooka for bucks?i was doing that for years untill i told them i had a vasectomy 15 years ago!they asked me why i would would do such a thing and i replied i didnt want any girl i didnt know getting pregnant.
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Offline Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er

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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2010, 09:45:42 AM »
Where's Terry when they need a good man?!
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Re: Come on Aussie men, do we have to do everything.
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2010, 10:17:18 AM »
Quote from: coldright on April 30, 2010, 01:06:22 AM
Maybe it's because they have a hard time getting it up.  "They lost control of the payload."

 :D :D :D :D :D


I think Terry's lack of appearance shows just how devoted he is to solving this problem.
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