This thing was STUCK.
Check out all the nasty nasty stuff inside...
I pounded, pried, cussed and spit, drank a beer, and did everything I could think of that would not damage the cases. Halfway considered putting an angle grinder all the way through the cylinder, but that seemed excessive. Then an idea...
Went to O'Reily's auto parts and got the biggest gear puller they have. They loan them out, so it was free after they added (and then removed) a $60 dollar charge to my credit card.
It fits perfect.
I tossed in one of the largest sockets I could find handy, so I didn't actually have to ruin the piston (not that it was worth much anyway). It also helped center the tool and distribute the pressure more evenly. Think you can see it in this shot:
A few cranks of my wrench, and done. No broken fins, no dinged cases. Free. Sweet.