My girlfriend says that people should stop telling her what to do, especially in terms of what days and at what age she can or cannot buy liquor. Facist bastards. Anyway, we drank a whole bottle of rum last night, did no homework, and she had a quality hangover to wait tables with this morning. Anyway, she also says that Sam should specify what "it" is in his "screw it till it screams" quote, because we've been making lots of fun of him. Hehehe
Time to go buy some 3.5 at the grocery store and ask the checker for some weed.
Just kidding about that last part, of course. I think.