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Offline Paul

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Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« on: January 30, 2006, 03:06:30 AM »
   
Kris walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
Kris says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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Paul.
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Re: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2006, 04:00:52 AM »
Paul,
Excellent joke on many levels!!  :D :D
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Re: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2006, 06:35:55 AM »
What's an Aussie Kiss?

SamSeabirde as a French Kiss, but delivered down under.

Seabird
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Offline Terry in Australia

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Re: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2006, 08:54:12 PM »
Quote from: seabird on January 30, 2006, 06:35:55 AM
What's an Aussie Kiss?

SamSeabirde as a French Kiss, but delivered down under.

Seabird

What's a "SamSeabirde"? ???
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

Jim Shea

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Re: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2006, 12:13:45 AM »
I think it was  a ctrl v problem??
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Re: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2006, 01:19:42 AM »
Or.....

Woah... who the hell are YOU , and WHAT are you doing down there!
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Re: Voted Best Joke of the Year in Australia ?
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2006, 02:55:36 AM »
Quote from: Paul on February 01, 2006, 01:19:42 AM
Or.....

Woah... who the hell are YOU , and WHAT are you doing down there!

Well I'm SamSeabirde, of course! :-* :-* :-*
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)
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