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Offline Hush

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Ladies I give you the Clitaurus
« on: May 10, 2010, 11:36:12 PM »
In this day of economising, the Ford company has combined with the giant Toyota Motor Company to produce a vehicle.
Not wishing to re-tool their respective factories both companies chose one of their most popular models and this was combined to produce one car.
Ford chose the ever popular Taurus and Toyota the economical Climo.
Once blended into a single vehicle it was relaunched as the Clitaurus!
As it was aimed specifically at the lady of the house, it comes with some unusual extras, firstly it only comes in pink!
Secondly it is invisible to men, when one was parked in a busy carpark and 100 men were challenged to find it, none could!
Ladies I do hope you enjoy your Clitaurus. ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!