I figured it would be a hassle, but not this painful. It's a twisted story.
First, NY DMV is operated on a county-by-county basis. My county; Erie, has been on the verge of bankrupcy since a month after the 2004 elections. Part of the fiscal 'fix' was to shut down all but one of the DMV branches. With over 1,000,000+ residents, you can imagine the disaster. The DMV employees HATE their jobs and take it out on the customers.
In a panic, the night before I get the bike, I download every form even remotely associated with transfer of ownership. I have the PO sign it all. I stopped by the DMV just to make sure I had everything I needed from the PO before it got too old. I got yelled at because I didn't have the pg. 2 instructions on one of the forms in my 1/4" thick sheave of signed documents.
Seems I need to do a tracing of the VIN, or take a Poloride picture (do they still make that?) or get the cops to swear, on cop letterhead that the VIN is accurate. Then, because it was before the time of 'Titles' on NY, I have to pursue a 'Transferable Registration'. And in order to register it, I need: a valid licence (no problem) and insurance. So, I have to insure this the whole time the DMV takes to unravel this mess.
And, because the PO never registered it (he's a junk reseller), I have a MAJOR problem. Potentially deal-killer. The guy the PO bought it from used it as a country beater for his kids. No knobbies, but you get the picture. Kids grow up, he sells to junk reseller who sells to me with the intent of fixing it up and driving it. Very fishy circumstances to the DMV. It appears that buying a $100 junker and fixing it up may be a threat to national security. I'm expecting a call from the Homeland Security forces anythime now.
I'm now thinking a Title Service may be the best route. Or maybe I should buy some knobbies and take it out to the property. Grrrrrr.