Author Topic: Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car (Read 4613 times)

syth82 · « **Reply #25 on:** May 09, 2010, 12:41:29 PM »

My sister used to teach. One of her co-workers thought someone was pulling a prank when she found #$%*head on her class list. It wasn't a prank. It's pronounced shi-theed.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #26 on:** May 09, 2010, 12:42:12 PM »

Spanner 1 · « **Reply #27 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:23:53 PM »

I worked for 10 yrs. with a guy who's name is Richard Head 111.... yep his Dad and Grandad have the same name too ( honest ).

Don R · « **Reply #28 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:52:48 PM »

Harold Balls. Call him Harry.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #29 on:** May 09, 2010, 01:57:00 PM »

Guy I work with knew a Fuzzy Wiener.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #30 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:00:32 PM »

I wonder if he was friends with Harry Palms?

bucky katt · « **Reply #31 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:06:43 PM »

Quote from: syth82 on May 09, 2010, 12:41:29 PM

My sister used to teach. One of her co-workers thought someone was pulling a prank when she found #$%*head on her class list. It wasn't a prank. It's pronounced shi-theed.

i had an instructor at vet tech school with the same name. she had a great sense of humour about her name too.

seaweb11 · « **Reply #32 on:** May 09, 2010, 03:17:15 PM »

Hey, my eldest daughters name is Brieanna. All her friends call her Brie

vanillagorilla · « **Reply #33 on:** May 09, 2010, 06:04:43 PM »

There was a family in Galveston that had two daughers named Ima and Ura Pigg.

Thats all I got...

mystic_1 · « **Reply #34 on:** May 09, 2010, 09:23:00 PM »

I had a customer once named Phil McCracken. No joke.

mystic_1

Don R · « **Reply #35 on:** May 09, 2010, 09:39:59 PM »

I bought a new Honda from a guy named Don, he said, you name Don too? I said yes, he said- my real name Dong that funny right?

BlindJoe · « **Reply #36 on:** May 09, 2010, 10:21:58 PM »

Dong Wang?

Frankenkit · « **Reply #37 on:** May 09, 2010, 10:40:12 PM »

oh! I forgot- I have a friend whose grandmother's name is Yee Ha

Alan F. · « **Reply #38 on:** May 10, 2010, 05:52:31 AM »

Northampton, MA is a fairly strange little city. I'm not surprised at all that it happened there. Downtown is littered with crosswalks, like about every 75 feet. It's not an easy place to drive through when pedestrial traffic is heavy.

Franken750 · « **Reply #39 on:** May 10, 2010, 06:30:09 AM »

Quote from: Spanner 1 on May 09, 2010, 01:23:53 PM

I worked for 10 yrs. with a guy who's name is Richard Head 111.... yep his Dad and Grandad have the same name too ( honest ).

"Richard" ?

Seems like a perfectly normal name . . .

Is it something to do with the '111' bit?

|:-\

Damfino · « **Reply #40 on:** May 10, 2010, 07:12:12 AM »

Quote from: Franken750 on May 10, 2010, 06:30:09 AM

Quote from: Spanner 1 on May 09, 2010, 01:23:53 PM
I worked for 10 yrs. with a guy who's name is Richard Head 111.... yep his Dad and Grandad have the same name too ( honest ).

"Richard" ?

Seems like a perfectly normal name . . .

Is it something to do with the '111' bit?

|:-\

Franken, what's the short name for 'Richard'? (Hint: It's the head you think with when dealing with an attractive member of the opposite sex....)

Franken750 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 10, 2010, 07:59:59 AM »

Harrr ... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr .... harrrr harrr ....

Here in Oz, as in Britain, we have the driest of the dry (and even beyond THE DRY) sense of humour.

Hence the " |:-\ "

The tinge of humour arises from a situation where EVERYONE knows what is being discussed, but someone feigns angelic innocence of the topic (often the worst deviant imaginable within the group), while trying to portray a shimmering halo.

As it happens - I worked with a "Peter Head" - whose brother was "Richard" - a civil engineer.

We took great delight in often reminding Peter of his family relatives.

Usually found in any fasteners catalogue: Philip, Round, Socket ...

We also have some other interesting families here:

The Knee's: Rod, Syd, and Dickey

The Monie's: Sarah, Matri, and Ali.

Oh Lord spare me

/ Franken

Franken750 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:12:55 AM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on May 10, 2010, 07:12:12 AM

Quote from: Franken750 on May 10, 2010, 06:30:09 AM
Quote from: Spanner 1 on May 09, 2010, 01:23:53 PM
I worked for 10 yrs. with a guy who's name is Richard Head 111.... yep his Dad and Grandad have the same name too ( honest ).

"Richard" ?

Seems like a perfectly normal name . . .

Is it something to do with the '111' bit?

|:-\

Franken, what's the short name for 'Richard'? (Hint: It's the head you think with when dealing with an attractive member of the opposite sex....)

Ummm .. well ... reminds me of the young lady, whilst visiting her doctor, enquired of the dandruff problem experienced by her boyfriend: Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?

After a moment she asked: "What are Shoulders" ?

Boom-boom tish .....

/Franken

Damfino · « **Reply #43 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:22:22 AM »

Very dry indeed, Franken......

Franken750 · « **Reply #44 on:** May 10, 2010, 08:42:33 AM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on May 10, 2010, 08:22:22 AM

Very dry indeed, Franken......

It's an acquired taste - but bloody lovely eh?

|:-\

/Franken

number13 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 10, 2010, 09:19:39 AM »

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There was a family in Galveston that had two daughers named Ima and Ura Pigg.

You're thinking of the Hogg sisters, Ima nad Ura.
Yes, those are real names.

Franken750 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 10, 2010, 09:32:54 AM »

Quote from: number13 on May 10, 2010, 09:19:39 AM

Quote
There was a family in Galveston that had two daughers named Ima and Ura Pigg.

You're thinking of the Hogg sisters, Ima nad Ura.
Yes, those are real names.

No! never!

Gonzowerke · « **Reply #47 on:** May 10, 2010, 09:36:13 AM »

Met an office supply salesman years ago named Richard Biter. He introduced himself as "Dick. Dick Biter." I am NOT joking! I about pissed myself laughing after he left!

Trav-i · « **Reply #48 on:** May 10, 2010, 09:40:11 AM »

This is one for all the NASCAR fans out there. But back some years ago there was a guy racing by the name of Dick Trickle. No joke, I'm not sure why but that name still makes me chuckle.

Franken750 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 10, 2010, 10:08:23 AM »

Quote from: Trav-i on May 10, 2010, 09:40:11 AM

This is one for all the NASCAR fans out there. But back some years ago there was a guy racing by the name of Dick Trickle. No joke, I'm not sure why but that name still makes me chuckle.

Only 'cos you're an irredemable pervert!

Chuckle snort larf cackle cackle larf larf ...

Who ? Me?

Never!

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Author Topic: Lord Jesus Christ (his real name) hit by car (Read 4613 times)