Topic: Advertisements

[Stixxy]

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as a real Rugby player.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV,
people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
when this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man  replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"

"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"

[Brown Bomber]

 

[mrbreeze]

A man and woman get married and hurriedly go to a motel to start their honeymoon.They have never had sex and are very anxious to get started.As the guy is taking off his shoes,the woman says "oh my...whats wrong with your feet?" He says " I've got tolio." She says "you mean polio?" He says "No....I've tolio." After removing his pants,she says" what is wrong with your legs?" He says "I've got kneezles." She says"you mean measles?" He says"no....I've got kneezles." He pulls his briefs off and she jumps up and says"oh my god!!!!!....you have small cox too!!!!!!!"