Actually, I think that Britain has a lot to apologise for, i.e., English cars, Lucas electrics, the royal family, crap beer, pork pies, football hooligans, punk rock, Elton John, Dick Emery, Max Bygraves, ball tampering, wearing hankies on your head, Cardigans, the British Empire, On the Buses, Love they neighbour, Steptoe and Son, Tony Blair, Alf Garnett, not washing regularly, emigrating to Australia, whinging, swimming with shoes on cos your beaches are crap and there's no sand, Enid Blyton, 100 different dialetcs in a land the size of the average Aussie backyard, Pommy taxi drivers, smelly B&B's, Werewolves, The Hounds of the Baskervilles, Union reps, Soccer players, ugly women, Status Quo, and ............. James friggin' Bond!