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New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« on: May 23, 2010, 05:33:45 PM »
The former Titleholder is Baltimore's Ponytail.
Indictment is here;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beZ5F_GO-Mg

New Titleholder is Berlin's Van Canto.
Indictment is here;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCGQiGEYl4Y
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2010, 07:35:26 PM »
redeldededeldedelde dum dum!
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2010, 08:19:25 PM »
Van Canto:  I'd hit that.  The drummer is amazing and the idea is brilliant.  The execution is flawless.  It is a fine example of art.  Ponytail, well,  they suck huge, sweaty and otherwise sickly testicles.  There's no place on a stage for ass hats like that and they've wasted enough electrons already.  They can stop now.  Their carbon footprint should be hobbled.
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 08:29:14 PM »
I'm OLD.  I kind of liked that video.
Not sure why,  but off the cuff,  "Flock of Seagulls Metal" ;)
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2010, 05:23:14 AM »
Sounds like a British New Wave band, eh?
You sure that first band isn't Yoko Ono in disguise?

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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2010, 07:09:29 AM »
Quote from: BlindJoe on May 23, 2010, 07:35:26 PM
redeldededeldedelde dum dum!

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh crap - I swear that one made coffee shoot out my nose.

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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2010, 07:36:30 AM »
Oh. God. Make it stop.

Wait. Is this a spin-off of Glee?














You bastard. You've loosed an aural virus on us. 4 hours of muttering redeldededeldedelde dum dum redeldededeldedelde dum dum dum dum.
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 11:18:13 AM »
Holy Sh*t!Ponytail sucks major donkey balls.
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2010, 12:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Iggy on May 24, 2010, 07:36:30 AM

You bastard. You've loosed an aural virus on us. 4 hours of muttering redeldededeldedelde dum dum redeldededeldedelde dum dum dum dum.

You're most welcome! :-*

This is www.somethingawful.com's review of it...

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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2010, 01:01:51 PM »
Excuse you, we only huff the best guano available.
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2010, 11:36:41 PM »
Nyet, I give you the Shaggs, best worst band of all time.  :)

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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2010, 11:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Dukiedook on May 24, 2010, 11:36:41 PM
Nyet, I give you the Shaggs, best worst band of all time.  :)

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Quote from: bikerbart on May 24, 2010, 11:18:13 AM
Holy Sh*t!Ponytail sucks major donkey balls.

Ponytails looking better and better eh?  ;D
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2010, 11:44:22 PM »
Aw, c'mon.  The Shaggs weren't that bad.  Members of Sonic Youth were very into them ten years ago.
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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2010, 07:06:13 AM »
Didn't they all die after eating ham sandywiches?
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"Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."   Josey Wales

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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2010, 07:13:10 AM »
Wow - Haven't heard about The Shags in forever.

There's a weird back story there... odd ball family...

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Re: New winner for "World's Worst Band"
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2010, 07:36:30 AM »

Wait for them to start in on deedlydeedlydeedlydeedly then press play on the Tweeky clip.

Separated at birth?
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