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Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« on: May 26, 2010, 04:24:13 PM »


to quote asphaltandrubber.com... "we’re left only with the question as to whether the Extra Soft Tail Deluxe Hyperglide American Bald Eagle Historical Limited VXFR1200 Patriot Skull Edition comes in Nightster Black."

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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2010, 04:28:39 PM »


HaHa Love it!! :D ;D
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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2010, 04:33:15 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D A+
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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2010, 05:58:20 PM »
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2010, 08:51:22 PM »
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Harley Davidson: The worlds' most efficient method of turning gasoline into noise without the harmful side effect of horsepower
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« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2010, 08:55:58 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 09:07:06 PM »
Nice job.  I like the 'Harley culture' highlights.  And I sympathize with the closing line.
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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 09:14:20 AM »
hey, it's all good natured fun.  ;D

And I sympathize with the closing line.
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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 09:44:09 AM »
haha, thats great!

A few jokes from another forum:

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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 04:42:09 PM »
ummm,harley has been running kehin carbs since around 1974 or so,and btw,showa front ends and jap electrics.the only thing american on them is the running gear.
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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2010, 06:14:11 PM »
I have ridden a Harley once. There is no replacement for displacement. By far the Harley has any Japanese bike beat. I love my CB, but I am chewing at the bit to get a Harley to sit right beside it.

The feel, the ride, the power. There is nothing out there that has it beat...IMO, of course.


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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2010, 02:11:05 AM »
Harley's are nice little bikes that the Japanese manufacturers have been trying (unsucessfully) to emulate for many years, but Triumph's magnificent Rocket III is the best of both worlds, lumbering Harley-esque road presence, with massive horsepower and more importantly, bags and bags of torque, great for blowing away modern Jap sportsbikes.

I'd like to have a Harley for a second bike, they're great fun to ride, and once I sell off a few of my surplus CB750's, I should have enough money to buy one. Cheers, Terry. ;D

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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2010, 06:55:47 AM »
I have ridden a Harley once. There is no replacement for displacement. By far the Harley has any Japanese bike beat. I love my CB, but I am chewing at the bit to get a Harley to sit right beside it.

The feel, the ride, the power. There is nothing out there that has it beat...IMO, of course.


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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2010, 09:38:08 AM »
I don't get all the animosity against HD other than many of the owners seem to be a bit arrogant.  Not really the bikes fault and as one poster mentioned the Japanese have been trying to copy them for years.  My brother has a 1993 model and it is a nice bike to ride.

The commercial is pretty funny though. ;D

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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2010, 10:18:51 AM »
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You want a harley..... just pull two of your four plug wires off your CB and take off your muffler.....instant harley...two banger with lots of noise and no balls.  HD= CHICHIWAWA BIKE.......all bark and no bite.

A H-D Motorcycle makes more power with one piston than our CB's make with all 4. The Softail Classic I rode had more power than you could imagine.

I used to talk the same way. Too much noise, no power, old technology, etc.

I then rode one.

I now want one...really bad.


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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2010, 10:53:44 AM »
I don't get all the animosity against HD other than many of the owners seem to be a bit arrogant.

i agree. for me the turn off is the smugness of some owners. when i was a kid i "hated" bmw (cars) for the same reason. then i drove a couple and got over it.

it helped the whole preppy thing sorta died off too.


we're all riders and share a common love. nothing wrong with thinking yours is the best but there's no need to cr@p all over someone else. well, aside from some good humored teasing.  ;D

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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2010, 11:17:37 AM »
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You want a harley..... just pull two of your four plug wires off your CB and take off your muffler.....instant harley...two banger with lots of noise and no balls.  HD= CHICHIWAWA BIKE.......all bark and no bite.

A H-D Motorcycle makes more power with one piston than out CB's make with all 4. The Softail Classic I rode had more power than you could imagine.

I used to talk the same way. Too much noise, no power, old technology, etc.

I then rode one.

I now want one...really bad.


Tom

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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2010, 11:27:30 AM »
bottom line: you buy a hd for a different reason than you buy a ____________.

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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2010, 11:33:18 AM »
There are two people in this world. Those that own a Harley Davidson and those that want a Harley Davidson.

I don't have to defend my reason for owning a Honda.

All things equal, there would not be a Honda in my garage. There would be a Harley. I wil own one soon. I wan't one so bad it is driving me nuts. The power is out of this world. The sound gives me shivers. The ride is perfect.

That is everything my CB isn't.


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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2010, 11:47:54 AM »
I totally disagree.....three types of people...Those that have a HD, those that think they want a HD, and those you couldn't force one on them....I don't know which CB you have since your tag line doesn't show it....But obviously you don't have a very good one. My 1974 CB750K4 will give a harley a run for it's money. There are a lot of very nice bikes out there for a LOT less money that will out perform any harley you could afford. In fact, you could buy two really nice high performance bikes for the price you will pay for the HD. It is all hype..... tell me what you plan to do with the bike and I find you a better, more reliable, and less expensive bike to fill the bill....and it won't be a HD.
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« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2010, 11:51:05 AM »
and i've heard some sohc/fours that send shivers down my spine.

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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2010, 12:09:30 PM »
Why would I want to buy something new that works like it is old, but isn't really. When I can buy something that is old and still works better, and is actually vintage, not fake vintage.

I have put around 500 miles on harleys and truthfully if you think they are fast its time to get out of the garage you have been hiding in and do some test rides. 55hp and 900 lbs will not be fast.
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2010, 12:53:40 PM »
I've told this story before, but I might as well tell it again here.

When my Dad was young, he owned a 1949 HD Hydra-Glide.  Before that, he had an Indian Chief, and a Matchless.  He got the HD from a friend of his that used to race midget cars, and this friend had souped it up a bit.  Of all these bikes, the HD was my Dad's favorite.

For whatever reason, he sold that bike.  I don't know how long he owned it - maybe a year or two.  But he regretted selling that bike, and to this day kind of wishes he still had it.

As long as I can remember, he was talking 'HD this, HD that, if you ever rode a HD you'd never ride anything else....'  He owned some Hondas when I was a teen; two Shadows, and a Rebel, but he still talked like HD was the best.  And yes, he often bragged about the HD with a smug look on his face.

Well, as he's getting up there in age, he got himself another HD.  A 1996 Heritage Softtail.  The bike had only 2,000 miles on it when he got it (not sure why the PO didn't ride it more...).  So my Dad was happy once again.  But before my Dad could even put 500 miles on it, the check engine light came on, and he took it to the HD dealer to have them check it out...

To this day I don't know what exactly was wrong with it, but they had convinced my Dad (not hard to do...) that the engine needed to be replaced.  And they couldn't do it at the dealer.  So they shipped it back to HD and $3,000 later my Dad had his HD back. 

The engine needed to be replaced with less than 2,500 miles on it. 

My Dad is kind of a simple guy, and he never really understood why the engine needed to be replaced.  They explained it to him, but like I said, he's kind of a simple guy, and he didn't understand what they were saying, and he couldn't remember enough to try to explain it to me.  Plus, I imagine he felt the clock was ticking away his life as he is getting older, so he just let them do what they told him.  It frustrates me, because maybe I could have fixed it...

The HD dealer then put him on a maintenance schedule.  After putting the extra $3,000 into it, and confused why the engine went out with only 2,500 miles on it, he was scared to not follow through with their maintenance schedule (for fear he might void a warranty or something...).  So he took it in for an oil change that cost $250 (no #$%* - he showed me the bill!).  I think he had them do it twice now, and he is not very happy with the cost of things.  Come to think about it... he doesn't ride that bike very much anymore.  So little, in fact, that the battery went dead and needed to be replaced (at least he had my cousin do that instead of the stealership, er, I mean dealership...).



So with the $3,000 in the engine, plus the $9,000 he paid for it, he has $12,000 invested in it (plus the ridiculous oil change fees).  That's a lot of money...

But that's not the worst part of it.  Like I said, for as long as I can remember, he's had that twinkle in his eyes for HD.  But not any more.  After this fiasco, one time when I was leaving his house (on my scooter, of all things...), he had a sad look on his face and he said, "I'm not so sure about Harleys anymore...."  That twinkle is gone, and it's like he just found out he was living a lie.  It's very sad.  All these years.  It really saddens me, and I feel bad for him.


By the way, wouldn't you think that HD would stand behind their product that (if you could see the bike, you'd agree) had been well taken care of, and had less than 2,500 miles on it?!  Nope!  'Tough #$%* old man!  #$%* you!  We don't care!  We're not even going to give you a stupid HD T-shirt!'

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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2010, 03:12:53 PM »
There are two people in this world. Those that own a Harley Davidson and those that want a Harley Davidson.

I don't have to defend my reason for owning a Honda.

All things equal, there would not be a Honda in my garage. There would be a Harley. I wil own one soon. I wan't one so bad it is driving me nuts. The power is out of this world. The sound gives me shivers. The ride is perfect.

That is everything my CB isn't.



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You have convinced yourself that Harleys are more powerful than almost every other bike and thats just no where near true. What you refer too as "power" is low down torque, and they have it in spades. Just about every motorcycle that comes out of Japan over 600cc will blow your Harley off the road, they are a very inefficient engine design. Most 1000cc Japanese sport bikes have nearly double the horsepower of a Harley and weigh about half.........Got me stuffed how you worked that one out.?

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Re: Honest Harley Davidson Commercial
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2010, 03:29:56 PM »
There are two people in this world. Those that own a Harley Davidson and those that want a Harley Davidson.

I don't have to defend my reason for owning a Honda.

All things equal, there would not be a Honda in my garage. There would be a Harley. I wil own one soon. I wan't one so bad it is driving me nuts. The power is out of this world. The sound gives me shivers. The ride is perfect.

That is everything my CB isn't.


Tom

You have convinced yourself that Harleys are more powerful than almost every other bike and thats just no where near true. What you refer too as "power" is low down torque, and they have it in spades. Just about every motorcycle that comes out of Japan over 600cc will blow your Harley off the road, they are a very inefficient engine design. Most 1000cc Japanese sport bikes have nearly double the horsepower of a Harley and weigh about half.........Got me stuffed how you worked that one out.?

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