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how can i beat the heat!!
« on: May 28, 2010, 01:08:12 PM »
hey guys.  a/c in my office is for s**t, so currently it's 85.1 F at my desk!  i'm not one that takes kindly to the heat, and i know i've lived in texas most of my life, hell i was born here!  i'm just cold blooded, so the heat bothers me.  anyways, i have a small desk fan and a tower fan blowing on high most of the day, and while it works ok, it's just moving hot air.  and i'm at the awkward stage of not sweating enough for it to have a cooling effect, but it still get moist and uncomfortable!  anyways, i have an interior office, so i can't get a window unit, does anyone here have any ideas for an effective way to drop the temp around my desk, about 25 sq ft, 10-15 degrees??  oh ya, i don't want a swamp cooler, because it's already humid enough!!
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 01:39:12 PM »
Get out of Texas.
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 01:48:12 PM »
get some paper weights and a shop fan  ;D
i hate the heat too. lived in AZ when I was a kid and it about killed me.
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2010, 04:03:02 PM »
Sit there in your boxers. Either they will cool it off or send you home to sit in the AC. OR cut a window unit into the cubicle. Blow the hot side toward the boss. same result.
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2010, 04:07:02 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2010, 04:07:31 PM »
Cold beer..... ;D
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2010, 08:01:12 PM »
http://www.kooleraire.com/index.htm



that's not a bad deal, except i'd have to bring a bag of ice in every morning! 

that neck thing MIGHT work, i'll have to read into it more...
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2010, 08:37:21 PM »
THIS:
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would kick your '85 degrees' arse back to the ice age.  Only problem is you need run your vent hose out into the hallway or whatever.  also it costs a couple bills... and the boss may not like his electric bill...
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 01:39:27 AM »
complain to the boss!ill be having those beers retro!

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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 02:48:49 PM »
get a bucket like used for water buckets in a stable. put ice and water in it and remove one shoe and stick your foot in. with all the blood vessels going through that area it will cool you down in a hurry.
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 04:28:30 PM »
put ice on your vajayjay

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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 04:48:11 PM »
put ice on your vajayjay

He has one of those?? :D I thought only Oprah had one....
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2010, 12:35:36 PM »
fridgid man,
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 12:56:18 PM »
http://www.perpetualkid.com/handy-cooler-personal-air-conditioner.aspx

i'm thinking this might be a good bet!  less than $50, reports say it'll drop the air by 25-30 F.  and it's USB powered, so i won't have to change the batteries all the time!
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 01:42:19 PM »
Just curious, does your boss sit in the same temp?
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 01:57:53 PM »
It's all in your head. You have to find a way to beat it mentally. You're thinking: "I'm sitting here at my desk in the heat, this is bs...".
But if you were in bed with a swedish model, the heat wouldn't stop you doing your thing.

About 40% of the world is hotter than Texas, and they don't have AC in those places. You just get over it and deal with it.
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #17 on: June 01, 2010, 02:11:54 PM »
About 40% of the world is hotter than Texas, and they don't have AC in those places. You just get over it and deal with it.

Says the guy from the Netherlands where summer is 75F and fresh!  ;D ;D ;D

I worked in Japan in the summer and the a/c broke down...temp at the desk was 90F and very very humid. I dealt with it...I melted  ;D...everyone else went home  ::)
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #18 on: June 01, 2010, 02:21:47 PM »
Spoken from a chap that has probably never been to Texas before.

That place is Africa hot.
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« Reply #19 on: June 01, 2010, 02:34:19 PM »
True, but I lived in Egypt and Israel for a long while, it's pretty warm there too you know... ;)
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 04:45:54 PM »
Spoken from a chap that has probably never been to Texas before.

That place is Africa hot.


We regularly get into the 110-120's in summer with 90%+ humidity.......HTFU...... ;D

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« Reply #21 on: June 02, 2010, 07:07:59 AM »
ya, Egypt and israel, sure they get hot, but it's dry.  and i know, 110 is hot no matter the humidity, but at least when you sweat there and apply a cooler breeze, your sweat can evaporate.  here, its 75+% humidity all day, and with minimal airflow in the office, you can't evaporate the sweat that lines your body.  i went home yesterday and took off my t-shirt and wife-beater, and it looked like i had been to the gym!  today = no wife-beater to see if i can stay cooler...

my boss works in milwaukee, this plant is the sister plant to the main operations in milwaukee.  the other building on the grounds has a wicked cold a/c, but the offices are a dump, and there's a TON of information in this office that i use quite regularly, so i'd rather not have to cross the grounds every time i need to print, fax, scan, look up information, etc.  personally, i'd rather just cool my personal space down a little bit, and i'd be a much happier camper!

the boss does sit in the same heat when he visits once a month for about 3 days, but the office he uses is the coolest room in this building, on average 7-10 degrees cooler.  i can't setup in there, because i don't want to have to move twice a month for the 3 days he's here...  i know i'm #$%*ing a lot, but honestly, there's NO reason a building with an a/c should be 85 throughout the day...  the f*$kin landlord doesn't do anything to keep this place working properly!  hopefully we'll have a new building asap to move into!
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Re: how can i beat the heat!!
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2010, 07:33:30 AM »
True, but I lived in Egypt and Israel for a long while, it's pretty warm there too you know... ;)

Yeah man, dry heat don't compare to full on Texas, humid Houston-style melt your underdrawers and socks heat.
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« Reply #23 on: June 02, 2010, 07:50:24 AM »
exactly!  now i'm REALLY glad i don't live in houston, that place sucks.  SUPER humid, hot, and all the pollution!  just takes mugginess to a whole other level of hell!
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« Reply #24 on: June 02, 2010, 09:25:50 AM »
http://www.perpetualkid.com/handy-cooler-personal-air-conditioner.aspx

i'm thinking this might be a good bet!  less than $50, reports say it'll drop the air by 25-30 F.  and it's USB powered, so i won't have to change the batteries all the time!

Evaporative/swamp coolers don't work in humid air.  And besides, there's no way that little thing is going to decrease the air temp by 30 degrees even under the best circumstances.  My full size home swamp cooler is good for about a 20 degree drop on the hottest, driest days of Summer.