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Offline hoodellyhoo

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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« on: June 06, 2010, 08:07:16 AM »
It's some really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it....
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2010, 08:34:10 AM »
Fun-e, how many deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just turn on their lovelight.
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2010, 11:31:28 AM »
Quote from: hoodellyhoo on June 06, 2010, 08:07:16 AM
It's some really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it....

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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010, 12:30:51 AM »
SPAM ALERT

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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 04:26:40 AM »
How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb?


Five. 
One to change the bulb and the other four to sing about how good the old one was.


How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but deep down the bulb has got to want to change.


How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. 
One who knows electrik, one who read circuit diagram and a KGB man to keep an eye on two suspicious intellectuals


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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 06:11:34 AM »
that spam post is weird, why the one liner repeating what I posted? Hope no one piggybacked on my signal somehow, I despise spamming pukes.
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 11:18:08 AM »
suspected spammer reported. i guess as we get bigger things like this are to be expected.

still sucks though.

Quote from: Jordan on June 07, 2010, 06:11:34 AM
that spam post is weird, why the one liner repeating what I posted?

jordan, kinda makes ya wanna take a long shower, huh?  :-\

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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2010, 11:34:24 AM »
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2010, 12:01:58 PM »
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2010, 03:41:10 PM »
Quote from: Bob Wessner on June 07, 2010, 11:34:24 AM
Quote from: retro rocket on June 07, 2010, 12:30:51 AM
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2010, 10:49:24 AM »
I've deleted the posts too - did you forget Bob?

So sorry if some of the posts now don't make sense.
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2010, 11:50:25 AM »
Quote from: SteveD CB500F on June 08, 2010, 10:49:24 AM

So sorry if some of the posts now don't make sense.

Whew.  I thought it was because I was off my meds.  Scared me there.  ;)
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2010, 09:23:21 PM »
yeah this post didnt make any sense..... i thought is was some obscure post i had prob never heard of
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 04:44:59 AM »
Quote from: thegabrielj on June 10, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
yeah this post didnt make any sense..... i thought is was some obscure post i had prob never heard of
Likewise....I thought the "spam alert" message was some new kind of lingo that only a IT nerd could understand.  :D
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2010, 08:17:33 AM »
Well, now that the spam is out of the way, a few more lightbulb jokes:

How many Republicans does it take?

We aren't going to release that information



How many liberals?

Liberals never change anything.  They just cry about the broken bulb



How many 3rd party candidates?

We'll never know.
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Re: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2010, 05:14:46 PM »
Quote from: Steve F on June 11, 2010, 04:44:59 AM
Quote from: thegabrielj on June 10, 2010, 09:23:21 PM
yeah this post didnt make any sense..... i thought is was some obscure post i had prob never heard of
Likewise....I thought the "spam alert" message was some new kind of lingo that only a IT nerd could understand.  :D

 ;D ;D  Bob probably should have removed my "spam alert" as well as the spammer.I just went back and re read this thread and it is a bit cryptic now...... ;)

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