Topic: The Geography of a Man and a Woman

[BobbyR]

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe.
Well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada,
self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....
An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
 

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts. 


 
THE END.

[Ecosse]

 

typically, i don't like the jokes told at the expense of men but this one's a keeper.

[myhondas]

way I remember it...after 80 she is like Australia's Tasmania, ....everyone knows it's down there, but no one gives a damn.

[BobbyR]

 

[rhos1355]

way I remember it...after 80 she is like Australia's Tasmania, ....everyone knows it's down there, but no one gives a damn.

hence the name "Map of Taz" for the female genitalia.

[Franken750]

hhaaarrrrrr.

The nude beaches here in Oz are very educational re geography and marine species:

We see maps of Tasmania (ok ok sometimes fake EFT machines), beached whales and white pointers.

Classrooms always seem full to overflowing.