That's right mate, although it was in Kiwi dollars, so that 900 (Kiwi) dollar bike would only be a cheapie from KMart in the real world, but even so, it just shows what creeps you have running your country.
I think it's time that the Aussie government concedes that while your government is so corrupt we'll never be able to stem the flow of sheep loving illegal immigrants from the land of the long white cloud, so we'll have to step up the New Zealand annexation program that we've been secretly working on for the last few year and officially declare "Middle Earth" as our next state.
It'll take a while to bring your third world islands into the 21st century mate, so don't expect all the luxuries of living in the Utopia that is Oz to most Kiwi boat people, but with a good state government led by honest hardworking politicians, (I'm currently considering the offer from Kevin Rudd to be the first Premier of New Zealand, or "South Eastern Australia" as it will be renamed) it won't be long before you're all enjoying electricity that doesn't require your wife to pedal as you type, and "proper" cars, like Holden's and Ford's, and not the Tatra's and Zaz's that you are forced to drive due to your poor standards of living.
Don't worry though mate, it might get a little bloody when your crooked politicians find out that they're about to lose their jobs and rally the troops to try to stave off the inevitable, but there's light at the end of the tunnel, and before long, you'll be enjoying all the luxuries commensurate with living in a real country, with real opportunities, and with a real future, and, even though it might not interest most Kiwi men, real women..............
