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Sam Lop

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Little Johnny
« on: June 14, 2010, 07:14:32 PM »
A cop sees Little Johnny standing on a street corner. He goes up to him and says "What are you doing here?"
Little Johnny replies " I'm looking for a whore."
"Why are you doing that?"
Johnny replies "Cause I want an STD."
The cop asks "Do you know what that is?"
"Ya, it's a sexually transmitted disease."
"OK" the cop said," Why do what that?"
"So I can give it to my baby sitter."
"Why is that?"
"So she can give it to my dad."
The puzzled cop asked "Why?"
"So he can give it to my mom."
Looking more confused and puzzled the cop again asked "Why?"
"So she can give it to the gardener, cause that's the B%stard that kill my frog."

Offline patricke9

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 08:07:13 PM »
That's funny- even funnier when Lemmy tells it:

"I did everything by the seat of my pants. That's why I got hurt so much."

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Sam Lop

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 06:50:37 PM »
Yep definitely better by Lemmy