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« on: June 18, 2010, 11:56:55 PM »

 Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
 - Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
 - Why the early bird gets the worm;
 - Life isn't always fair;
 - and maybe it was my fault.

 Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
 
 His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

 Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
 
 It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

 Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

 Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

 Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

 Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
 
 He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
 I Know My Rights
 I Want It Now
 Someone Else Is To Blame
 I'm A Victim

 Not many attended his funeral because so few realised he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


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Re: Obituary
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2010, 12:12:32 AM »
AMEN.

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2010, 12:23:19 AM »
A very sad but true fact of life in this day and age Mick.
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2010, 12:43:39 AM »
I'd heard on the grapevine that it was murder - common sense was stabbed through the heart by Politcal Correctness.....
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2010, 12:48:09 AM »
I'd heard on the grapevine that it was murder - common sense was stabbed through the heart by Politcal Correctness.....

You could be onto something there LMP....

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2010, 04:25:26 AM »
The poor bugger showed signs of weakening when TV was made a babysitter and got worse when movies became ultra violent and the powers that were, failed to call it pornography ( it's better to fight than #$%* apparently ).
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« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2010, 07:09:33 AM »
Wow, it's gone there too now?  We haven't had any in the states for a long time.

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« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2010, 07:48:07 AM »
He actually passed away almost 2 years ago.
It was just before the last election.

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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 08:51:26 AM »

  Fact is, it was getting sick for many years and finally past on, some time back, IMHO. There are SO MANY signs of the "Lacking Of It" everywhere you look. A real shame that there wasn't a FAMILY of it, so that we might see, at least, SOME evidence of it. But, it just wasn't to be. :-\

  There IS always a chance that it COULD BE Resurrected, BUT it would take ALOT of Determined Individuals TO STEP UP! ;)
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 09:45:00 AM »
You know, here,( in Canada ) it was also evidenced the first time a politician didn't resign for major screw ups in their platform or department and then it went down hill more when they wouldn't resign for questionable moral practices and when cops started lying about their work practices you know it was a matter of time.
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 09:54:16 AM »
RIP dear old friend.

Having worked in schools in Vermont, I believe he may have passed away years ago.
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« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2010, 09:57:24 AM »


   Yeah guys AND the SAD thing IS, there are SOME who haven't even noticed! ::)
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« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2010, 11:12:12 AM »
He's not dead, he's hiding out in the mountains. In fact I've been to his still.  ;)
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« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2010, 11:29:18 AM »
Exactly.  Enclaves of desperate rebels, biding their time. 

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« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2010, 02:29:24 PM »
UE, I think you've met him too.
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« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2010, 02:36:45 PM »
If sense was common, everybody would have it.
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« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2010, 05:09:29 PM »
He's not dead, he's hiding out in the mountains. In fact I've been to his still.  ;)

A country boy can survive! I love that song, it kinda figures that's where the common sense in this country is these days.

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« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2010, 05:16:07 PM »
never thought about it like that
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« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2010, 07:11:52 PM »
I am really surprised that Australia has fallen into this bottomless pit. I thought you were all rugged individualists. I am seeing a slight thought turn here in the U.S. It started in Arizona which has not backed down an inch, and that will spread People are getting tired of not being able to tell the truth, or do the right thing.
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« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2010, 07:25:40 PM »
I am really surprised that Australia has fallen into this bottomless pit. I thought you were all rugged individualists. I am seeing a slight thought turn here in the U.S. It started in Arizona which has not backed down an inch, and that will spread People are getting tired of not being able to tell the truth, or do the right thing.

That was actually quoted from the London Times Bobby but yes it is going berserk here as well. In Queensland where i live the Female premier {state leader} is trying to introduce a $100 dollar fine if you swear in public....what a crock of #$%*, turn on the TV and there is so much bad language that its not funny, more political correctness gone mad........Don't even start me on what is considered "racist" now..... ???

There seems to be an ulterior motive behind all this bull#$%* as well because it seems once we are robbed of common sense we get fined or taxed for everything. Speed camera's are the perfect example, does someone here know how speed camera's save lives, i can tell you quite easily how they raise money but i have never seen a speed camera chastise a squid for being an idiot or teach someone better driving skills, just blatant revenue raising under the guise of a "safer driving experience"   Excuse me while i go and throw up.

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« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2010, 04:59:01 PM »
 Well said and so true. I'm going to forward to this to everyone I know!

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« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2010, 06:23:41 PM »
I am really surprised that Australia has fallen into this bottomless pit. I thought you were all rugged individualists. I am seeing a slight thought turn here in the U.S. It started in Arizona which has not backed down an inch, and that will spread People are getting tired of not being able to tell the truth, or do the right thing.

That was actually quoted from the London Times Bobby but yes it is going berserk here as well. In Queensland where i live the Female premier {state leader} is trying to introduce a $100 dollar fine if you swear in public....what a crock of #$%*, turn on the TV and there is so much bad language that its not funny, more political correctness gone mad........Don't even start me on what is considered "racist" now..... ???

There seems to be an ulterior motive behind all this bull#$%* as well because it seems once we are robbed of common sense we get fined or taxed for everything. Speed camera's are the perfect example, does someone here know how speed camera's save lives, i can tell you quite easily how they raise money but i have never seen a speed camera chastise a squid for being an idiot or teach someone better driving skills, just blatant revenue raising under the guise of a "safer driving experience"   Excuse me while i go and throw up.

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« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2010, 07:38:30 PM »
I think oversight from those who know less than the people they regulate was the killing stroke. I'll form a committee of the most senseless people I can find to investigate the passing of the dearly departed 'Common Sense' to confirm, but then who would review their findings?
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« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2010, 09:40:06 PM »
He actually passed away almost 2 years ago.
It was just before the last election.
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« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2010, 10:31:30 PM »
Common sense comes from common knowledge. We all listen and learn from what we're told.. we're told over and over again how you can have it your way at Burger King..how this ointment or those pills will fix what's wrong with you..how you're really out of touch and so yesterday unless you have this car or these clothes that you had to buy from the name brand store....education is less and less in the schools and more on TV every day.
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« Reply #25 on: June 21, 2010, 11:15:36 PM »
If you believe everything you hear on TV then I don't think you'd have much common sense in the first place.........

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« Reply #26 on: June 22, 2010, 12:23:48 AM »
Common sense isn't so common any more :'(

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« Reply #27 on: June 22, 2010, 12:48:55 AM »
If you believe everything you hear on TV then I don't think you'd have much common sense in the first place.........
you so way missed the point.....
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« Reply #28 on: June 22, 2010, 12:52:02 AM »

Yes Mick, I am having problems with all this electronic eavesdropping. Tomorrow I will travel for work in New Jersey, I will have my face and plate photographed at least 3 times. There are streets where every car has it;s plate photographed a DMV check is automatically run and recorded. Some would say of you are not doing anything wrong why worry. Well I feel I should be able to move about without surveillance.   

What's worse is that the powers that be already know EVERYTHING about you. Yet they still demand you fill out countless forms when you pitch up at the health service or  licencing bureau.
As for the financials, man, they know even when you go for a poop :o :o :o

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« Reply #29 on: June 22, 2010, 08:59:29 AM »
If you believe everything you hear on TV then I don't think you'd have much common sense in the first place.........
you so way missed the point.....
care to elaborate then?

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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2010, 12:36:57 PM »
Unless you do not have a television, you are influenced by it. At your age, you have never known a time of no television, when books and radio and getting out and communicating with friends and neighbors was the norm.  unfortunately, it is such a part of "today" that even if you isolated yourself, you cannot excape the influence it has on those around you. TV, and now the internet, are means of spreading information, as well as a great deal of mis-information and pure fantasy, this "information" is now shared between more people than ever, faster than ever. We learn by watching others, and by presenting the next generation with what presently passes for "entertainment", we are teaching them the things we dont want them to do. Ever watch Jackass? 10 or 15 yrs ago, that kind of stuff was pretty much unheard of, today it's accepted, imitators have popped up, SteveO's a millionaire and a hero to youth, people have been known to destroy their cars and houses in rigged attempts to be on "America's Funniest videos" seeking the same fame. I guess back in my day, the rough equivalent would be Evel Kneivel, and although he is one of my "hero's", there were two messages..look what we can do with a bike, now we have freestyle big air competitions, and the other messaage was Hey! I can get rich and famous by doing things that folks "with common sense" would never attempt. While WE may not be that stupid yet, we are teaching the next generation that it is at least somewhat normal behaviour. People are fond of ragging on the public school system, but the problem isn't the education system, it is poor parenting. Most parents think they are making sure their kids are getting an education by trying to live in the right place getting close to good schools, providing for all those things kids need, but very few parents actually teach their kids how to learn. All the teachers in the world can't teach someone who doesn't want to learn, and most kids see school as a great place to get away from home. Some parents do inspire in their kids a desire to learn, some kids learn this for themselves early and seem to do well in school in spite of poor curriculums and "liberal/gay agenda" teachers. Most kids don't, and like most kids for generations, just do what they need to get out, and are considered by the public at large, to be educated. But, learning never stops, and the most widely available source of "information" is TV. We are seeing the results of what we have taught our youth for a few generations now. Do your own research...go find some old folks (80+) and ask them what they like and dislike about TV, then do the same with 50-60 yr old folks, then 30s-40..and so on, you'll probably find the older a person is, the less entertainment value they get from a TV, and the more critical they'll be of the kind of programming that is available and the increasing youth at which it directed.

Sorry Mick, I didn't think much of that diatribe when I read it 4 or 5 yrs ago...
Pretty much made me think, yeah, people are stupid, always have been, always will be..myself included...
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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2010, 04:48:14 PM »
I think schooling IS partly responsible for what is happening and is being helped by the politically correct idiots that think no one needs any discipline, making teachers jobs even harder. I don't believe what you say about television should be as generalised as you make it, yeah sure there are people around that believe everything they read or see but i treat everything like going to the doctors, i get a second and 3rd opinion and do research if i think it is important to me what i have read, i don't believe a #$%*ing thing i see on television, especially when you look into the people who own the stations and realise that misinformation is exactly what they want. I have never bought anything through advertising. People these days are generally lazy and getting lazier and couldn't be bothered trying to find out anything or if there is any truth to what they are being told and our governments and the powers that be like it that way. Half the problem is that we have politicians that have been born into politics and have absolutely no idea what it is like to live in the real world and make their decisions based on that lack of real life experience.
Common sense is alive and well in my house and always will be while i am at the helm. There needs to be more real life experience taught in schools like there was in years gone by, we now live in a very selfish society and it is our leaders and role models that have made it that way. People need to take their heads out of the sand and have a good look at what is actually going on around them and the consequences of their actions, until then things will only get worse.

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« Reply #32 on: June 22, 2010, 05:33:26 PM »

Yes Mick, I am having problems with all this electronic eavesdropping. Tomorrow I will travel for work in New Jersey, I will have my face and plate photographed at least 3 times. There are streets where every car has it;s plate photographed a DMV check is automatically run and recorded. Some would say of you are not doing anything wrong why worry. Well I feel I should be able to move about without surveillance.   

What's worse is that the powers that be already know EVERYTHING about you. Yet they still demand you fill out countless forms when you pitch up at the health service or  licencing bureau.
As for the financials, man, they know even when you go for a poop :o :o :o
Dude, I have a pistol license, held public office, they know all about me, they know sh1t I forgot.

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