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Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« on: June 30, 2010, 08:14:56 AM »


So which is it gents?  Personally, I like the smooth creaminess of mayonnaise. My younger brother on the other hand prefers the nasty tangy zip of Miracle Whip. Oh, and to give credit where credits due, I got the idea for this poll from a post made by Industrial Cafe (yeah, that's right, Brain) in the gun control thread.



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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2010, 08:19:20 AM »
mostly use Miracle Whip..
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2010, 08:29:31 AM »
Mayo!
and none of that fat free / lite crap either  ;D
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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2010, 08:33:20 AM »
How do they make no cholesterol low fat mayonnaise when all it contains is egg yolks and oil? ???
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2010, 08:34:02 AM »
Gotta be the whip! no potato salad is complete without it!

I foresee a lot of closed accounts after THIS debate! ;D

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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2010, 08:34:54 AM »
ewwww,miracle whip is some nasty stuff.Mayo for sure.Rather have eggs and oil than sugar and oil.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2010, 08:35:47 AM »
 Gotta be Dukes mayo. Mmm, the farmer's markets are open around here....fresh tomato, white bread, some Dukes, a little salt and pepper.  :P

 Oh, and Heinz ketchup and French's mustard.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2010, 08:39:52 AM »
Peanut butter all the way.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2010, 08:42:44 AM »
Quote from: 333 on June 30, 2010, 08:39:52 AM
Peanut butter all the way.

Ewww.. As in turkey & PB samwich?  :-\
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2010, 08:46:37 AM »
I firmly believe that you are what you eat, so no turkey for me.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2010, 08:47:52 AM »
Miracle whip is just wrong and all of you who use it are messed up in the head.  Statistics show that users of miracle whip are 75% more prone to handgun violence and that they are 94% more likely to watch monday night football if it goes in to overtime.  This makes them groggy at work on tuesday due to lack of sleep and, therefore, they are more likely to have a exhaustion-related injury at work.  Then they get on disability and start living off the government while we work hard to support them.  After that, they actually become a minority.  Following the minority status change, they move to Australia and raise the violent crime aspect of the entire country.  They also vote for the wrong political party, time after time.  They also are more prone to ride Harley Davidson motorcycles with loud pipes and leather chaps and stuff.  And they don't wave back.  F**ckers!!!!!

All from Miracle Whip.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2010, 08:49:50 AM »
Quote from: 333 on June 30, 2010, 08:46:37 AM
I firmly believe that you are what you eat, so no turkey for me.

Are you calling me a pussy Stan?  >:(

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2010, 08:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Inigo Montoya on June 30, 2010, 08:34:02 AM
Gotta be the whip! no potato salad is complete without it!

I foresee a lot of closed accounts after THIS debate! ;D

I cannot handle your stance on mayo, therefore I quit the boards!
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2010, 09:02:17 AM »
A 'Smokers Cough' (shot) wouldnt be the same with Miracle Whip  :D





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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2010, 09:21:49 AM »
Yuck!  Neither!  Especially when used in that yellow abomination that passes for potato salad.
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« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2010, 09:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 30, 2010, 08:49:50 AM
Quote from: 333 on June 30, 2010, 08:46:37 AM
I firmly believe that you are what you eat, so no turkey for me.

Are you calling me a pussy Stan?  >:(

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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2010, 09:41:03 AM »
Quote from: Scott S on June 30, 2010, 08:35:47 AM
Gotta be Dukes mayo. Mmm, the farmer's markets are open around here....fresh tomato, white bread, some Dukes, a little salt and pepper.  :P

 Oh, and Heinz ketchup and French's mustard.

I think you have it figured out..... but left out Ruth's Pimento Cheese!
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« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2010, 09:50:56 AM »
hellmann's mayo ALL the way!!  the best out there all around!  i've had better, but this has always been good to me!  miracle whip isn't good, and the only thing it has ever been acceptable on is a bologna sandwich!  i used to eat mayonnaise on EVERYTHING, but i've toned it down quite a bunch... 
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« Reply #18 on: June 30, 2010, 09:54:35 AM »
Neither for me. Inglehoffer mustard.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2010, 10:02:09 AM »
My urine has a tangy zip.  Would you like me to piss on your sandwich for you? 
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« Reply #20 on: June 30, 2010, 10:10:35 AM »
Quote from: Scott S on June 30, 2010, 08:35:47 AM
Gotta be Dukes mayo. Mmm, the farmer's markets are open around here....fresh tomato, white bread, some Dukes, a little salt and pepper.  :P

 Oh, and Heinz ketchup and French's mustard.

Gotta love Duke's!

Miracle's getting whipped in this poll.
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« Reply #21 on: June 30, 2010, 10:14:15 AM »
May I add that this "miracle whip" stuff you speak off is only popular in the US, Germany and Canada. I've only been to the US twice, but I can tell you from experience the extent of ageusia in Germany is immense.
I'm just saying, people who prefer Miracle Whip are disgusting!  :)

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« Reply #22 on: June 30, 2010, 11:19:17 AM »
cupcake hunter your answer had me on the floor.Funny stuff.
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« Reply #23 on: June 30, 2010, 11:20:22 AM »
Neither. I am a firm believer mayo and all of its derivatives are part of a communist plot to make americans fat and complacent.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #24 on: June 30, 2010, 01:43:11 PM »
Funny dad and I have argued this for many years.  I like MW. Going to look for my gun now.   ;D
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« Reply #25 on: June 30, 2010, 07:50:42 PM »
Miracle Whip all the way! I have yet to even buy a jar of mayo.
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #26 on: July 01, 2010, 05:22:09 AM »
Miracle whip for me, the family's egg allergy kicked in a few years ago and I just can't stand a dry sandwich.
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« Reply #27 on: July 01, 2010, 09:20:07 AM »
Quote from: Blasbo on June 30, 2010, 08:33:20 AM
How do they make no cholesterol low fat mayonnaise when all it contains is egg yolks and oil? ???

UMMM don't know about the egg yolks part, b... better living through science? But many vegetable oils, like Canola contain no cholesterol.... naturally.

Used to be MW, changed to Hellman's, no going back. The lower fat Hellman's is good too, a wee bit more lemony, but hard to tell the diff.
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« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2010, 10:11:18 PM »
Quote from: cb650 on June 30, 2010, 01:43:11 PM
Funny dad and I have argued this for many years.  I like MW. Going to look for my gun now.   ;D
I hope your working then in the morning and not swinging by. LMAO
I go Mayo.

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« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2010, 10:38:56 PM »
Mayo...but only occasionally.

MW is just plain nasty!
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Re: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip??
« Reply #30 on: July 10, 2010, 09:11:26 AM »



Thanks to those of you that mentioned 'Dukes' Mayo. I had never heard of it, (around here, Hellmans is the # 1 brand) so I went to their website (Duke's) and found this recipe for Potato Salad...  http://www.dukesmayo.com/recipes.asp?recipe=653
I had to make it with Hellmans but it was OUTSTANDING!!..I now have a new favorite for potato salad! :) 8)



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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
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« Reply #31 on: July 10, 2010, 11:10:34 PM »
Miracle Whip, since as far back as I can remember. ;D
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« Reply #32 on: July 10, 2010, 11:51:09 PM »
Quote from: 333 on June 30, 2010, 08:46:37 AM
I firmly believe that you are what you eat, so no turkey for me.

  I guess that makes me a PU$$Y !   ;D
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« Reply #33 on: July 11, 2010, 06:46:16 AM »
either makes for a good Halloween costume, paint yer face red, fill yer mouth, squeeze and there you have it a walking zit.
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« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2010, 06:51:06 PM »
In the house where I grew up, mayonaise was Miracle Whip.
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« Reply #35 on: July 13, 2010, 08:16:56 PM »
I like mayo, with some ketchup mixed in..... and some sweet           relish !  :-*
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« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2010, 04:37:33 PM »
Is it north U.S. = Mayo and south U.S. = Miracle Whip?

I grew up in the north on Mayo.
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