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Offline Sam Green Racing

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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« on: February 11, 2006, 12:34:47 PM »
Were having a chat.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe I must be the most beautyfull girl in the world"!

Tom Thumb said, "I think I must be the smallest person in the world"!

Quasimodo said "I am the ugliest man in the world, I must be"!

They decided to go to the Guinness Book of records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty came out first with a big smile. "It's official, I am the most beautiful girl in the world"!

Tom Thumb said, " it's been verified that I am the smallest person in the world"!

Last out, Quasimodo said, "who the fcuk is


































Terry in Australia"!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2006, 03:11:01 PM »
Quasimodo......lying at the bottom of the cathedral steps, hump broken, legs busted....not the best....

"Esmeralda...... when I said ..toss me off.......I' didn't mean that."

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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2006, 03:38:52 PM »
To be sure, to be sure, what a cracker ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2006, 02:56:24 AM »
Reminds me about some kid being so ugly that the mum had to tie a steak around his neck to get the dog to play with him
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2006, 06:16:51 AM »
So what you're saying is, Quasimodo wasn't certain he was the ugliest guy in the world, but he had a hunch.  ;D
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2006, 12:41:40 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2006, 03:46:48 AM »
Well normally I'd be offended Sammy, but, if I gotta be ugly, it's nice to think that I'm at the top of my game, ha ha! Cheers, "The Quas from Oz"! ;D 
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2006, 01:15:14 PM »
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2006, 07:23:18 PM »
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2006, 07:24:53 PM »
Ausimodo  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, Quasimodo.
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2006, 08:53:48 PM »
Ausimodo!  THAT is a good one!  I can't think of anything better!

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