Topic: Colonoscopies

[Bob Wessner]

A physician claims that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I'm not gay."
 
And now the best one of all...
 
 
 
 
13. "Doc, could you write a note to my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

[cb650]

There is a commercial out now for who I dont know I was laughing to hard.  Guy is bent over the table with the gown on and the doc walks in and his hand are huge!!!   Guy runs out the door!!!!





                     Terry

[eldar]

when I say the title of colonoscopies, I thought someone had visited terry in Oz!

[skamania19]

Yeah, my wife tells me I need to schedule one. But they're just such a pain in the butt...