Topic: The miracle of toilet paper

[Retro Rocket]

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my
Husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically
Telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
Paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.'
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in
Front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will
this take?' I asked.

They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I
Stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
My breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without
Missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?'

 

Remember to duck if using this one on the Misses ....

Mick

[Trevor from Warragul]

If a woman asks you if a dress or pair of pants make her ass look big, the correct answer is:

"No, but they make your tits look really small"

 

[gmonkey]

If a woman asks you if a dress or pair of pants make her ass look big, the correct answer is:

"No, but they make your tits look really small"

 

If you just keep saying "yes", sooner or later they stop asking.

[74cb750]

ohhh, good one.

[The_Crippler]

If you just keep saying "yes", sooner or later they stop asking.

Also acceptable, "No...it always looks that way" or, "I think it was more the ice cream than the pants."

[Hush]

No the pants don't make your ass look big...it's the 20 years of scoffing burgers!!!!!!!!!!