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The definition of "mixed emotions" is.......
« on: July 20, 2010, 06:47:06 AM »
...when your wife comes to you and says "Of all your friends, you have the largest penis".



Now, that mental "pause", that furrowed brow?  "Mixed Emotions"!
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Re: The definition of "mixed emotions" is.......
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 07:26:41 PM »
Yeah mate, I had a problem when I got home late the other night, my wife said "You've got lipstick on your collar!" To which I replied, "Yeah, I know baby, I used my shirt to wipe it off my knob........"  ;D
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