WOW!!! I have spent the last four days riding then rubbing, mostly on the bike, but occationaly rubbing my arse...
All of the chrome was rusted, however a little 000 steel wool, elbow grease and earphones pumping through my favorite tunes did the trick. She has shined up very well. I also got out the bucket of water and some Dawn to wipe and wash... I figure if it works on oil covered ducks in the gulf, it would work pretty good as an initial de-greaser. So, I think "Lipstick on a Pig" was a little harsh... she shined up very nicely.
I put about 250 miles on the her over about three days, not the first issue. Before I lit out... I checked the oil - clean, checked the tires for pressure and dry-rot - all good there, checked the fuel - clean... and off I went.
I have reviewed some of the valuable threads here and next cleaning day will consist of a can of "Gunk" unless someone has a better suggestion (All are welcome)
I will take some pictures this afternoon of the after-effect of my cleaning.
This is the BEST $500 I have ever spent!
PEACE!