OK, I am ready to hurt kittens...
Got the rears working as flashers (yay!) and mounted along with the grab bar.
The fronts, though...
I sprayed the hand switch with wd40 and worked it 20 or so times.
I opened each front flasher housing, checked the bulbs on an MM and for both connection points I showed 0 ohms resistance (well ok, a minute reading, but not "blown"). I scrubbed the contact points inside the bulb socket and the ground wire connector on the socket with steel wool, and remounted the flasher units. I then unplugged each of the four connector wires in the headlight bucket and re-seated them making sure they were in the proper color coded receptacle.
Turn key to "fire rockets" and I get no running lights. I flip the flasher switch and the rears snap to attention and start winking at me like they know some secret I don't.
The fronts, though remained tight lipped and wouldn't even flicker to convince me I was hallucinating...
Grrrrrrrrr......