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is it just me or does anyone else think it's gross? all the celebrities who have turned their lips into huge inflated red slugs.

it reminds me of apes ready to mate. but I think that's the point.


"yo, lady you got a huge ape-gina on your face."




everything seems inflated these days. clothes were for a long time. and all the new cars' bodywork is puffed out looking. thing is when the trends change and we're driving skinny cars and normal sized trucks again(kids are already wearing skinny pants again) all these poor women will still have huge inflated lips. permanently signaling their readiness to mate.

sorry if my random thoughts have made you sick.

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It's no different than all the huge, inflated, balloon-looking fake breasts many women have given themselves, except that the lips are more obvious when they're fully clothed. 

If it's just collagen injections, though, they'll go back to normal size unless they keep refilling them.  Although I would imagine that after years of pumping up their lips like that, if they stop they'll probably look like shriveled up slugs rather than plump, healthy ones. ;D

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Then there's this lady who died recently after having somebody inject silicone directly into her ass.

http://www.aolnews.com/article/woman-dies-after-receiving-silicone-injections-to-buttocks/19576192

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Of course plenty of men want bigger breasts, too.


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... all these poor women will still have huge inflated lips. permanently signaling their readiness to mate.

Probably floppy deflated lips.  Like a flaccid duck bill.
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Then there's this lady who died recently after having somebody inject silicone directly into her ass.

http://www.aolnews.com/article/woman-dies-after-receiving-silicone-injections-to-buttocks/19576192

wow, that's kind of sad. some people just can't see any worth for themselves except as a sex toy.

the sickos who did it got out on bail for only 20k. fled to mexico. scumhags.

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Could never understand why women do this, or overdo this to themselves. Big boobs, ok but big lips? Wtf??

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Could never understand why women do this, or overdo this to themselves. Big boobs, ok but big lips? Wtf??

I'm not even okay with big boobs if they're fake (I'll take small and real over plastic balloons any day), but then again I'm not rich, and I'm married and have two kids, so I'm not exactly the type of guy these ladies are dolling themselves up for anyway.   

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or how about that lady who deliberately had tons of plastic surgery to look like a cat or lion.I think her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein.Or something like that.Very creepy.
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Any relation to this guy?


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or how about that lady who deliberately had tons of plastic surgery to look like a cat or lion.I think her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein.Or something like that.Very creepy.

She actually did that because her rich husband kept messing around on her with many other women. He really liked big game cats, like lions and had a whole private jungle of them. She thought she could win him back if she looked more like a cat. Of course, then she got carried away with it a bit. He, understandably, didn't like the new look either.

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the lip thing is just so blatantly sexual. it's gross. like if a guy turned his nose into a dick.

the other stuff is completely insane, lizard-man and cat-dude. but rare and unique, not a crazy trend.

anyhoo, I'm gonna go have a chainsaw grafted to my arm.

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anyhoo, I'm gonna go have a chainsaw grafted to my arm.

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or how about that lady who deliberately had tons of plastic surgery to look like a cat or lion.I think her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein.Or something like that.Very creepy.

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Jeeeez, imagine waking up one morning and finding THAT next to you!! :o :o :o

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or how about that lady who deliberately had tons of plastic surgery to look like a cat or lion.I think her name is Jocelyn Wildenstein.Or something like that.Very creepy.

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that is sooooo disgusting.That shouldnt even be legal
its better to regret something you have done,than something you havent.Except playing with explosives.

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Jeeeez, imagine waking up one morning and finding THAT next to you!! :o :o :o

Look, if you got yourself so trashed that you would ever end up with something like that in your bed, you deserve every bit of it.  ;) :D
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Jeeeez, imagine waking up one morning and finding THAT next to you!! :o :o :o

Look, if you got yourself so trashed that you would ever end up with something like that in your bed, you deserve every bit of it.  ;) :D

I don't quite beleive the human body could take THAT much alcohol and/or drugs. I think the word "desperation" comes in there somewhere.

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Jordan, one of our UK models is always stuffing her face full of botox and fillers. Her lips are so sticky out and immobile now even her kids have started calling her Daffy Duck! the sad thing is that the doctors have said if you have botox for so long over so many years like her, eventually the muscles in your face will stop functioning and your face will sort of collapse - bit like a human house of wax equivalent. Another couple of years and I can see Heidi  Montagg going the same way...

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I have #$%* tons of tattoos. started young. so I can't really talk about what others do to their body.

but as far as piercings, not into it. I don't like having anything hanging off of me that would be detrimental in a fight. if the guy in that last pick pissed me off, I'd just grab him by his stupid easter island ears like a school teacher, right? or what if you had to squeeze through something tight while fleeing for your life from a pack of hungry cujos. you'd get stuck on all yer doo-dads. it's like long hair. way too much of a pain in the ass. I always consider the practical side.

tattoos are cool, cuz they can't remove them when you go to jail. and they don't slow you down.

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tattoos are cool, cuz they can't remove them when you go to jail.

Can't wait for when my son gives me THIS reason for wanting to get a tattoo...  :D