Be forewarned; there's poopy words at the other end of this link.
edit: sorry, cut and paste this address after exchanging the '!' for 'i'. even when converted to a hyperlink it's censored. 
and now the
book.
"No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's."
"War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."
"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed."
"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't f#ck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable."
