Well jeez, if you could've waited a week I gladly would've paid you $12,000 cash.
You see, I've just been informed that a long lost uncle in Tanzania died and left me $500,000. Who knew, right?
All I had to do was send a cashier's check for $2500 so they can process the check into the country for me.
Well I rushed right down to Western Union and sent off my money. I won't be able to eat for a few days, but it's a small price to pay.
I should have the big money soon! Woohoo!
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