Topic: mean ass friends

[754]

 I yam thinking..
 try that aerosol insulation stuff, if you can get a tube on it, and inject some into their muffler.. just a bit, still want it to run, but #$%*ty for a while.. then it burns out and runs clean..

 That can outa be good for a dozen applications.
 My brother was really pissed when I put cardboard in his points in his XL 250 one morning...

[Don R]

Tell em you got the best comeback ever planned, then do nothing. Say it will happen at some particular time of day to all of them at once.  Then just grin a lot and deny  whatever they think you are going to do.

[754]

You may try this. Use an oilcan or oiler with hand operated squirter.. shoot some oil down the exhaust, try to get it down aways so you dont see it. When it gets hot, it will probably smoke a lot for a few minutes, then burn off..

 I know this how?
 one day oiling my chain, I idly shot a few squirts in my exhaust, I think 2 pipes of 4-4's. It actually did not burn off right away, but did when I was racing against a Triumph with a magneto on it.. He was CONVINCED I had blown my motor, or hurt it! Told him what I had done, he simply would not believe me...LOL..

[grumpy]

One that I always loved, is if you have access to frozen nitrogen, freeze a few cans shaving cream, the cream not gel, remove the aluminum can and them the block of shaving cream into tier car. Soon as that baby warms up BLAM ever nook and cranny is filled with shaving cream.

pure genius.

I can get liquid N. Got some experimenting to do.

You may try this. Use an oilcan or oiler with hand operated squirter.. shoot some oil down the exhaust,

that would be easy to do on a 750 - just shoot it in the drain holes in the bottoms of the pipes.

[domer]

find a nice fresh pile of dog #$%*, promptly walk to your buddys cage, cram dog #$%* in the vents between the hood and the windshield (a.c. vents) sit back and enjoy. most people never figure it out, and the ones that do will spend the better part of a weekend trying to clean it out. i love being an #$%*.

oh and the shaving cream works in the freezer overnight too  that teacher would have killed me if she could.

[gnarlycharlie4u]

oooooo a revenge thread.

some of these are hilarious.

how about you steal the main jets out of his bike? that won't take all that long to figure out but it'll be frustrating as all get out.

if you only have a second to access his bike I suggest 3 things:
1) wiring the coils together
2) glue in the plug wire caps (preferably clear so they can't see that there's glue in there)
3) foam insulation in the tailpipe. just a little bit will do you. if you can even possibly get a long drill bit and drill a hole or poke a hole through before its dry then the bike will start no prob but will probably backfire through the carb or choke and die when he goes to rev.

[zzpete]

find a nice fresh pile of dog #$%*, promptly walk to your buddys cage, cram dog #$%* in the vents between the hood and the windshield (a.c. vents) sit back and enjoy. most people never figure it out, and the ones that do will spend the better part of a weekend trying to clean it out. i love being an #$%*.

oh and the shaving cream works in the freezer overnight too  that teacher would have killed me if she could.

LMAO This is a good one!

[Frankenkit]

cat sh!t works better than dog.  Harsher.

You could always buy some chicken gizzards and poke them down the front vent of the car with a screwdriver... Nice, thick morning pee would work well for that, too.  Depends on how long you want this damage to last.  

You could also get some JB Stik putty, let the air out of one of their car's tires, then jam a bead of JB Weld putty in there to make sure that bugger doesn't get aired up too quick.  Bonus points if you can fit chicken gizzards behind that particular hubcap.

[69modelj]

cyls. 2 and 3 fire simultaineouly on an sohc 4, one cyl. on exhaust stroke, which is a waste spark, while the other fires on the compression stroke. Theoretically, simply switching wires between 2 and 3
will yeild no malfunctions. Feel free to correct me on this if I'm wrong Now, if you were to switch the primary leads from the points of 2 and 3 to the 1 and 4 coil, well....

[Retro Rocket]

Nope, if food is to be used you can't go past shrimp heads......

Mick

Shrimp? What's a shrimp Mick? Don't we call 'em prawns here?   

That was for n
our US brothers {and sisters}   

Mick

[Kframe]

Retribution is called for, but I'm with Gordon, leave their vehicles alone.  You just don't F with someone's ride.  I know, I know, they did it to you, but there is much better revenge, that doesn't risk killing a friend.

Several years back I bought an electric kit for $5 that was absolutely devious.  Basically it's a little circuit that you hide in a room in a friends house.  It has a photocell and when illuminated nothing happens.  But, when the lights go out after a bit the thing starts to chirp at random intervals, like a smoke alarm w a dead battery but worse.  The random interval makes it nearly impossible to track down, it's hard enough trying to figure out where a chirp is coming from anyways.  If they find the right room and flick on the lights the thing goes into hiding again.  
Best place to hide it is in the ceiling lamp fixture, in a location that doesn't create a weird shadow on the shade.

This isn't the kit I got, but it's similar and I'm sure you could google it.  


http://www.goldmine-elec-products.com/prodinfo.asp?number=C6240
http://www.goldmine-elec-products.com/prodinfo.asp?number=C6379

 
-K

[Kframe]

Okay so I googled electronic pranks, electronic cricket, hidden electronic chirp and found several devices for sale.

Annoy-a-tron
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Have-Everybody-in-Your-Office-Going-Insane-with-the-Annoy-a-tron-2-0-99437.shtml

Mind Molester
http://www.spymall.com/catalog/revenge.htm

Drip Tormentor
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/product.php?productid=16303&cat=265&page=1

Cricket & Dog
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/catalog/Pranksters-Cricket--Dog-p-16352.html

(The names of the devices are hilarious!)

Have fun!
 
-K

[grumpy]

Okay so I googled electronic pranks, electronic cricket, hidden electronic chirp and found several devices for sale.

Annoy-a-tron
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Have-Everybody-in-Your-Office-Going-Insane-with-the-Annoy-a-tron-2-0-99437.shtml

Mind Molester
http://www.spymall.com/catalog/revenge.htm

Drip Tormentor
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/product.php?productid=16303&cat=265&page=1

Cricket & Dog
http://www.theprankstore.com/shop/catalog/Pranksters-Cricket--Dog-p-16352.html

(The names of the devices are hilarious!)

Have fun!
 
-K

[domer]

that spymall site is pretty damn good...

but try and top this... http://www.revengecrabs.com/

ultimate revenge, little harsh for this situation... but one for the back burner!

[Kframe]

that spymall site is pretty damn good...

but try and top this... http://www.revengecrabs.com/

ultimate revenge, little harsh for this situation... but one for the back burner!

Wow, that's Brimmer555-level revenge!
(Oh wait, he probably already had 'em.)
 
-K

[Grnrngr]

Well I gotta tell ya, if ya want TRUE STINK...find a veterinarian who does scent gland removals on ferrets...the doc I worked for accidentally cut into one..OMFG!!!! took 2 hours with fans on high for the room to air out enough to go back in, residual odor hung on for days....and these things aren't even half a square inch in size.

[gnarlycharlie4u]

cyls. 2 and 3 fire simultaineouly on an sohc 4, one cyl. on exhaust stroke, which is a waste spark, while the other fires on the compression stroke. Theoretically, simply switching wires between 2 and 3
will yeild no malfunctions. Feel free to correct me on this if I'm wrong Now, if you were to switch the primary leads from the points of 2 and 3 to the 1 and 4 coil, well....

all 4 will fire all the time if you put a wire between them (the contacts) while the leads are still connected. so you'll have 2 firing on intake and 2 on exhaust stroke
o.0 ask me how i know

[gregimotis]

that spymall site is pretty damn good...

but try and top this... http://www.revengecrabs.com/

ultimate revenge, little harsh for this situation... but one for the back burner!

That's not harsh for breaking a man's bike two f'ing years.  Anyway, crabs can be got rid of and they might not even realize you did it... also they'd probably never tell you if it worked so the site could be selling crap.

[gnarlycharlie4u]

that spymall site is pretty damn good...

but try and top this... http://www.revengecrabs.com/

ultimate revenge, little harsh for this situation... but one for the back burner!

That's not harsh for breaking a man's bike two f'ing years.  Anyway, crabs can be got rid of and they might not even realize you did it... also they'd probably never tell you if it worked so the site could be selling crap.

congrats on 700 posts

edit: ironically this was my 100th post. congrats me! haha

[gregimotis]

congrats on 700 posts

Oh hey yeah!

[zzpete]

  I wouldn't want to be the first one to fall asleep at a SOHC party!!

[Speed King]

I don't even have any friends that would have worked that hard.

[domer]

I wouldn't want to be the first one to fall asleep at a SOHC party!!

just dont pass out with your shoes on... if you do its open season

[Frankenkit]

Barf, Grnrngr, BARF. 

If we're going with mammalian excretions, dog/cat anal gland expression goo would work well, too.  Because it's oil based, you're probably pretty safe putting it anywhere but on fabric.  The fabric would have to be burned.

[Grnrngr]

hehehe..had handfuls of that too, I'm a BIG fan of latex gloves...geez, the look of relief on some of those poor dogs with those impacted anal glands finally cut loose...