Geezus Rhosy, the last thing a Pom should boast about is their culinary activities, when I was there back in the 70's, all Pom's ate were these disgusting maggot bags known as "Pork Pies", or "Egg n Chips" or "Black Pudding". To be honest, I've stepped in things that probably tasted better. If it wasn't for Wimpy Burgers and escaping across the channel to France, I may well have been typing this from well beyond the grave.
Nowadays, due to the far flung members of the British Empire all singing "Rule Britannia" and coming home to roost, the average "Soap Avoiders" diet has changed to encompass such delights as Curry, Kebabs and deep fried labrador in black bean sauce, washed down with copious quantities of room temperature toilet cleaner that you buggers loosely refer to as "beer".
Popcorn, on the other hand, is a wonderful repast, particularly when washed down with a fine Bourbon. It can be produced by the most inept of cooks, is full of fibre, and if you go easy on the butter, is very low in fat.
While I understand that your taste buds have devolved to something akin to a soggy cigarette butt over generations of being force fed life threatening Pommy food, I won't stand by and let you insult Popcorn mate, it's the only thing that gets me thru a lot of really bad American movies..........
Now before you reply with a major hissy fit as you have in recent times, I'll ask you to put some fresh batteries in your "sense-of-humor-o-meter", and hope that it's not made by Lucas too..........
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