Topic: Joe and Bob

[Stixxy]

Jim, a building foreman, was supervising his workers on the 20th floor of a new building when he slipped and fell to his death. The police were interviewing everybody around including Joe and Bob, who were apparently Jims good friends.

Police: What do you know about Jim?

Joe and Bob: We don't know a lot about him. Although we know he had two arseholes.

Police: Two arseholes?!?! How would you guys know that? Did he tell you, did you see them or what?

Joe and Bob: Well, every Friday after work Jim would take both of us to a local bar for beers. When we would walk in, everyone would say, “Here comes Jim with the two arseholes.”

[rhos1355]

Reminds me of the one where Paddy had called the Police to report the theft of his camel.

Policeman: Was the camel male or female?

Paddy: ah jaysus, how the fe*k am I supposed to know that?

Policeman: Well if you don't know that it will seriously curtail our efforts in finding your camel again. Jeez son, do you not know camels are nicked every day of the week in this neighbourhood?

Paddy: Female! It was a female camel!

Policeman: Now, what makes you so sure? A minute ago you were telling me you didn't have a clue!

Paddy: Just last week as I was riding me camel to the shops, I overheard two fellas saying "Now would ya ever look at the c**t on the camel."

[Stixxy]