As the title states.
New points, carbs recently cleaned (i think), plugs are dripping with fuel, timing is static set as best as I can do it.
Normally I'd start with the carbs, but this is different because the bike WILL NOT IDLE and WILL NOT RUN without full throttle.
Additionally, it seems to like half-choke.
Order of events:
Kick start
Full throttle (engine revs to about 2,400rpm)
Let off throttle (engine drops to 2,000 rpm)
Full throttle (engine stays around 2,000rpm)
Let off throttle (engine dies and cannot be saved via throttle inputs)
Engine dies