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Offline Jay B

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Norweigen Joke
« on: February 26, 2006, 06:19:01 AM »
Lots of Norweigens where I'm from, we tell lots of Ole and Lena jokes.


Lena was walking down the sidewalk one blistering hot July day when she came across a bar. Now Lena doesn't drink much but it was so hot out she couldn't pass up something cool to drink. She walked in and sat at the bar. The bartender asked what she would like, and she sad "Oh- I guess I'll have a beer". The bartender replied "OK....um... Anhauser Busch?" At that Lena blushed a deep shade of red, chuckled and said "Oh fine tanks, an how's yer pecker?"
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Offline cbjunkie

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Re: Norweigen Joke
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2006, 08:27:42 PM »
all the way from saint louis - i applaud you, jay b. ;D
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Offline gregk

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Re: Norweigen Joke
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2006, 07:38:22 AM »


As my Norweigen mother used to say"  You can always tell a Norweigen, but you can't tell him much"


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Re: Norweigen Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2006, 01:54:24 PM »
Now there's a saying. In Lancashire it's always been said " You can always tell a Yorkshireman, but you can't tell him much... " Small world, eh?

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Re: Norweigen Joke
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2006, 07:32:52 PM »
Yes Mr Harrison, you can also understand Lancastrian jokes ;D

Perhaps it's the language barrier thing,..... no not Norway...... Yorkshire.  :D :D :D

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