Lots of Norweigens where I'm from, we tell lots of Ole and Lena jokes.
Lena was walking down the sidewalk one blistering hot July day when she came across a bar. Now Lena doesn't drink much but it was so hot out she couldn't pass up something cool to drink. She walked in and sat at the bar. The bartender asked what she would like, and she sad "Oh- I guess I'll have a beer". The bartender replied "OK....um... Anhauser Busch?" At that Lena blushed a deep shade of red, chuckled and said "Oh fine tanks, an how's yer pecker?"