A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
> out of 10 million bucks.
> His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the
> first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might
> have to testify about in court.
> When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10
> million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The
> Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is
> that he embezzled from me."
> The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
> Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
> The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
> talking about."
> The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says,
> "Ask him again!"
> The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Enzo
> signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried
> behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
> The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
> The lawyer replies, “He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."
> Don't we just LOVE Lawyers?
