Jack was going to market with his best cow Maggie in the Side car when he was involved in an accident with a truck, and eventually ended up in court. Solicitor says to Jack "Did you tell the officer at the scene that you were fine?" It was like this said Jack "I was motoring along with Maggie in the Side car" Answer my question said the Solicitor "Did you not tell the Police Officer that you were Fine" It was like this said Jack I had Maggie in the side car" You Honor said the Solicitor to the Judge please tell this man to answer the Question. No said the Judge I would like to hear about Maggie. Thank you said Jack " I was going along with Maggie when I came to a cross roads When I was half way through this truck came through a Stop sign an crashed into me Throwing Maggie up into the Air and into a ditch and me into the other side of the road. A Policeman came along he heard poor maggies groans and cries and went over to check on her, seeing that her injuries were bad he took out his gun and shot her. Still holding his gun in his hand he came over to me and asked me how I was. Now what would you have said"
