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Got pulled up last night
« on: September 05, 2010, 07:06:39 PM »
Was out for a quick ride last evening and after blasting down a country road I had someone tooting at me from behind, I'm thinking some dickhead thinks I'm a cop and wants to report a burglary or something so I ignore it and hit the motorway.
Damn windy out there esp on the bridges so I pulled a U turn around a traffic island (as only we bikers can do) and was about to head home when I see a wee van flashing his lights at me.
I gave up, pulled over and walked to the van, expecting to be greeted by joe public with some gripe for the cops.
Nah wrong, it was Chip (remember "CHIPS"the TV series) a guy I have heard about but not met, he has a CB360P which is the Police version of the 360, his is all complete with lights and sirens too.
We chatted for a good half hour with people travelling past tooting or waving, even an ambulance was fooled and gave us a flash ha ha, I guess it looked like Chip was getting a ticket. :D
Anyhow it was great to finally meet up and compare notes, must get out for a ride with him one day to complete the CHIPS image. ;D
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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2010, 11:14:39 PM »
did you both discuss stopping people and accepting bribes?
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 02:05:58 AM »
Now that's what I like, a serious suggestion to pay for my bikes registration fees...bribes! ;D
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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 02:24:36 AM »
Hey Hushy, are you serious, cops in UnZud rode 360's? Who were they chasing, Noddy and Big Ears? ;D
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 02:31:21 AM »
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Hey Hushy, are you serious, cops in UnZud rode 360's? Who were they chasing, Noddy and Big Ears? Grin


Bugger you Terry, i should know better than to be sipping on a cup of tea while reading one of your replies to Hush's posts....That was funny...... ;D

Mick

Ps....are noddy and big ears sheep..... :P
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 11:34:20 AM »
I had a humber 80 that the 360 could catch......mmmmmmmmmmmm
does that make me noddy or big ears.
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 04:27:33 PM »
Quote from: retro rocket on September 06, 2010, 02:31:21 AM
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Hey Hushy, are you serious, cops in UnZud rode 360's? Who were they chasing, Noddy and Big Ears? Grin


Bugger you Terry, i should know better than to be sipping on a cup of tea while reading one of your replies to Hush's posts....That was funny...... ;D

Mick

Ps....are noddy and big ears sheep..... :P

Ha ha, sorry Mick, snorting hot tea outta your nose must hurt like buggery! (well, an old Air force bloke I know told me once that "Nothing hurts like buggery", but that's another story.....)

Enid Blyton was a prolific author of childrens books, and "Noddy" was the most popular and most controversial series, because another of the characters (Apart from Big ears and PC Plod) was a black "Golliwog", by the name of "". Very un-PC now, and I think a lot of her books were banned in many countries. Cheers, Terry. ;D

Quote from: scunny on September 06, 2010, 11:34:20 AM
I had a humber 80 that the 360 could catch......mmmmmmmmmmmm
does that make me noddy or big ears.

Well, if you were driving a Humber 80 mate, that'd probably make you the character who's name I better not repeat! How are things there mate, did your house fall down? All the best! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2010, 02:37:42 AM »
Actually just for once Terry you are right, Chip has 3 other 360's apart from the Police one and he says 100kph out of all three is a daily thing but the poor wee copper bike with all it's junk on can only do 80kph full tit. ;D
That didn't stop him riding it right across the North Island to a rally in New Plymouth a while back, it was slow going and it spat the cam chain on the way home but he loved every minute of the trip. :D
Oh yeah and Humber 80's were fast as bro...we used to drop HD179 or HR186 Holden motors in them, apart from spitting out drive shafts and gear boxes they worked great. ;D
And to continue the Enid Blyton thread, Big Ears and Noddy were the first openly gay childrens book characters, well they always slept together so maybe Big Ears worked for the Airforce?
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2010, 02:48:53 AM »
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maybe Big Ears worked for the Airforce?

That would be the Navy wouldn't it.......Join the Army be a man, join the navy and have a choice...... ;D ;)

Mick
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 11:43:45 AM »
I've got a mate at work who did his time at sea, he states " I was in the Navy but the Navy was never in me"! ;D
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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 02:38:47 PM »
only in new zealand would a cop ride a 360
although it is better than a big harley ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2010, 05:42:32 PM »
Quote from: Hush on September 07, 2010, 11:43:45 AM
I've got a mate at work who did his time at sea, he states " I was in the Navy but the Navy was never in me"! ;D

Over here in the defence force, the Army was told that we couldn't discriminate against gays, but being gay was optional, the Airforce just assumed that being gay was cool, and the navy made it mandatory. The Navy's motto is "You never leave your mate's behind"...........  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2010, 04:36:46 AM »
Nice Terry, real nice.  ;D

So what is the Army's motto?
Here, hold my gun while I .....
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2010, 04:47:12 AM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 08, 2010, 04:36:46 AM
Nice Terry, real nice.  ;D

So what is the Army's motto?
Here, hold my gun while I .....

I don't think the Army's got a motto Michel, motto's are gay.............. (not that there's anything wrong with that........)  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2010, 04:49:10 AM »
How about:
I'll dig your hole if you dig mine?  ;D
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2010, 04:51:01 AM »
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 08, 2010, 04:49:10 AM
How about:
I'll dig your hole if you dig mine?  ;D

Thanks for the offer mate, but as I said, in the Army being gay is optional, not mandatory! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2010, 04:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 08, 2010, 04:47:12 AM
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 08, 2010, 04:36:46 AM
Nice Terry, real nice.  ;D

So what is the Army's motto?
Here, hold my gun while I .....

I don't think the Army's got a motto Michel, motto's are gay.............. (not that there's anything wrong with that........)  ;D

Can be a pain in the arse though.... ;D

Mick
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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2010, 05:02:51 AM »
Quote from: retro rocket on September 08, 2010, 04:55:59 AM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 08, 2010, 04:47:12 AM
Quote from: 74cb750 on September 08, 2010, 04:36:46 AM
Nice Terry, real nice.  ;D

So what is the Army's motto?
Here, hold my gun while I .....

I don't think the Army's got a motto Michel, motto's are gay.............. (not that there's anything wrong with that........)  ;D

Can be a pain in the arse though.... ;D

Mick

Like that Airforce bloke told me Mick, "Nothing hurts like buggery"............  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2010, 05:05:18 AM »
Christ i hope no war breaks out down here, if they read this thread were stuffed.....Got any guns.... ;D

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Re: Got pulled up last night
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2010, 05:19:41 AM »
Quote from: retro rocket on September 08, 2010, 05:05:18 AM
Christ i hope no war breaks out down here, if they read this thread were stuffed.....Got any guns.... ;D

Mick

Heaps, just don't tell the cops.......  ;)
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)
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