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Offline Soos

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Are you polish??
« on: September 07, 2010, 06:02:21 PM »
A polish man walks into a store, and asks the man behind the counter for some polish sausage.

The man behind the counter looks at the man really hard, and asks" Are you by chance polish?"

The customer replies "Thats Rude!. Would you ask if I were German if I was wanting bratwurst?"

"no" The man behind the counter says" I ask because this is Home Depot."



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Re: Are you polish??
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2010, 06:05:58 PM »


My Polish wife say's you are a 'hillbilly'... :D ;D :D ;D
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Re: Are you polish??
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 07:15:17 PM »
I've got some polish blood in me, so here's one:

How did the polish man break his neck raking leaves?


He fell out of the tree.
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