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Offline Don R

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mushroom
« on: September 07, 2010, 09:34:13 PM »
Mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says we don't serve your kind in here. Mushroom says, why not? I'm a fungi.


Man walks into a bar. Gets up and puts ice on his head.
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 11:59:55 AM »
A fish swims into a wall and says, "DAMN!"
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 12:05:42 PM »
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2010, 12:07:17 PM »
 8) "I see" says the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw!
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2010, 07:33:27 PM »
Two Jews walk into a bar and the third one ducted.
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 10:27:41 AM »
Hickory Dickory Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one,
The rest got away
Hickory Dickory Dock.
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 08:06:59 PM »
Quote from: Sam Lop on September 08, 2010, 07:33:27 PM
Two Jews walk into a bar and the third one ducted.

He installed HVAC?
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 08:47:14 PM »
A tray of muffins was put into the oven. The first muffin turns to another and says, "Damn it's getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "Aaaah! A talking muffin!?!?"
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2010, 02:37:35 PM »
What did the fish say when he bumped his head??? Dam.  All ways a fovorite with kids. Nothing like a "good" influence of an Uncle Bubba!!
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2010, 09:11:34 AM »

Two hydrogen atoms at the bar.

One said: "I think I've lost an electron".

Other: "You sure?".

"Yeah - I'm positive" ...  ::)

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Re: mushroom
« Reply #10 on: September 22, 2010, 11:09:01 AM »
One strawberry to another strawberry: "If we'd have stayed on the bush we wouldn't be in this jam!"
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2010, 06:20:09 PM »
johnny was a chemist, johnny is no more,
for what he thought was H20, was H2SO4
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Re: mushroom
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2010, 09:16:15 PM »
Quote from: grnrngr on September 22, 2010, 06:20:09 PM
johnny was a chemist, johnny is no more,
for what he thought was H20, was H2SO4
The dude was dropping acid? ::)
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