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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2010, 11:58:22 PM »

He has obviously had the odd "off" where his man tackle got caught on the handle bars as he went over them.
No Terry, until he regrows nads as big as hairy pannier bags he isn't fit to own that bike!
Until then Cupcake, you should polish all her bikes and take her out for a nice meal.... :D
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #76 on: September 12, 2010, 01:35:29 AM »
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #77 on: September 12, 2010, 03:31:55 AM »
Quote from: Hush on September 11, 2010, 11:58:22 PM

He has obviously had the odd "off" where his man tackle got caught on the handle bars as he went over them.
No Terry, until he regrows nads as big as hairy pannier bags he isn't fit to own that bike!
Until then Cupcake, you should polish all her bikes and take her out for a nice meal.... :D

Ha ha, well Cuppy can have my massive hairy balls Hushy, I'm past the point where I need them any more, and they're just taking up valuable space in my undies. And it looks like he could definitely use some, if nothing else, he could make himself a lovely handbag and a matching helmet cover for her! ;D
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #78 on: September 12, 2010, 04:38:46 AM »

   Jeebers Terry! Are you still trying to give those boys away? Nobody wants them you know, they're scary. I've heard that both women and men run away screaming like little school girls at the sight of them. Besides we all have our own...well most of us do anyway. ::) Didn't you try to loan them out a few years ago? Or maybe it was just the left one?

   Keep 'em in your pants mate. Do your part to make the world a better place.  ;D ;D

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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #79 on: September 12, 2010, 09:14:48 AM »
I think we're on the same page boys and coming to a general concensus.

You sheep shagging down under boys obviously get yer STRANGE so you do know.  ::) I still think getting some strange might open up some eyes here. Just as long as it's not over, say, 300lbs BUT if so get out the flour. hell, for that matter, maybe even a 300 pounder would open up his eyes (when she rolls over and gets on top)  ;D

Sorry Cupcake (where the hell did you get that name! from her obviously) but us manly men gotta change yer name. Should we start a new thread boys to change CC's name? How about El Gigante Cajones!? Poco Cojones!?

Just glad you're not the sensitive type. I'm sure we'd all still do shots of Patron with ya'
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #80 on: September 12, 2010, 09:19:22 AM »
The last time I heard, offering your balls to another man was, well, gay.  Not that I think there's a problem with that, I mean you ARE from Austrailia after all.  ;D

I don't need balls. I've got two and that's plenty.  I have a bit more finesse when it come to taking things from those that I care about and I am looking for some other idea than clubbing her until the key falls out of her pocket.

As far as Jerry's story goes:  FOR #$%*S SAKE MAN!  You didn't learn your lesson after the first one and you had to do it two more times?  How much has THAT cost you?  Does your lawyer have a debit card system for you? ;D  I'm not married for a reason.
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #81 on: September 12, 2010, 09:37:37 AM »
which one of you "Dudes" wrote this when you where not fixing your girlfriends bike

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« Reply #82 on: September 12, 2010, 05:03:04 PM »
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #83 on: September 12, 2010, 05:08:26 PM »
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 12, 2010, 09:19:22 AM
The last time I heard, offering your balls to another man was, well, gay.  Not that I think there's a problem with that, I mean you ARE from Austrailia after all.  ;D

I don't need balls. I've got two and that's plenty.  I have a bit more finesse when it come to taking things from those that I care about and I am looking for some other idea than clubbing her until the key falls out of her pocket.

Ha ha, well, I would have thought that posting a whiney thread like this was a tad gay Cuppy, but what do I know? Anyway, best of luck mate, to you and your husband........  ;D 
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #84 on: September 12, 2010, 05:44:50 PM »
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 12, 2010, 09:19:22 AM
The last time I heard, offering your balls to another man was, well, gay.  Not that I think there's a problem with that, I mean you ARE from Austrailia after all.  ;D

I don't need balls. I've got two and that's plenty.  I have a bit more finesse when it come to taking things from those that I care about and I am looking for some other idea than clubbing her until the key falls out of her pocket.

As far as Jerry's story goes:  FOR #$%*S SAKE MAN!  You didn't learn your lesson after the first one and you had to do it two more times?  How much has THAT cost you?  Does your lawyer have a debit card system for you? ;D  I'm not married for a reason.

Oh gee Cupcake, they were all different, each time. I tried  :'( I plead insanity! The last one, and I mean LAST, was due to an unintended "mistake, as she said" daughter, but a damn good daughter however. Really hasn't cost me anything except wasted time. Really doesn't cost much until kids are involved. I held off in that respect until I was 46. What I learned is that pussy is expensive, one way or the other.  ;) Maybe better to pay for it on occasion as opposed to long term  ;D

I can tell Cupcake is a good natured kid or I wouldn't rib him! What are big brothers or uncles for anyway. ,that Terry is another matter  ;D
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #85 on: September 13, 2010, 01:53:43 AM »
HA HA you guys crack me up. :D
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #86 on: September 13, 2010, 05:31:54 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 12, 2010, 05:08:26 PM
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 12, 2010, 09:19:22 AM
The last time I heard, offering your balls to another man was, well, gay.  Not that I think there's a problem with that, I mean you ARE from Austrailia after all.  ;D

I don't need balls. I've got two and that's plenty.  I have a bit more finesse when it come to taking things from those that I care about and I am looking for some other idea than clubbing her until the key falls out of her pocket.

Ha ha, well, I would have thought that posting a whiney thread like this was a tad gay Cuppy, but what do I know? Anyway, best of luck mate, to you and your husband........  ;D 

In case we spilt up, I thought of moving somewhere far away that was warm and exotic.  I'll cook you dinner?
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #87 on: September 13, 2010, 12:47:36 PM »


I can tell Terry's really got his eye on you CupCake... it's in the way he calls you 'Cuppy'... ;) :D
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #88 on: September 13, 2010, 02:57:59 PM »
Can you say baaaaaa seductively like sheep?  ;D
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« Reply #89 on: September 13, 2010, 04:04:13 PM »
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 13, 2010, 05:31:54 AM
In case we spilt up, I thought of moving somewhere far away that was warm and exotic.  I'll cook you dinner?

Ha ha, you're on mate, can you cook lamb? (dead sheep tell no tales Jerry............) I tell you what, I've got a garage full of CB750's (sorry, no 550's, I always thought they were girls bikes....) and I don't ride them as often as I should, so when you come over you can ride any one you like, just be home in time to freshen up and to have something on the table for me when I get home from a hards days work!  ;D
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #90 on: September 13, 2010, 04:11:55 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 13, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
just be home in time to freshen up and to have something on the table for me when I get home from a hards days work!  ;D

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #91 on: September 13, 2010, 05:57:50 PM »
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #92 on: September 13, 2010, 09:09:46 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 13, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 13, 2010, 05:31:54 AM
In case we spilt up, I thought of moving somewhere far away that was warm and exotic.  I'll cook you dinner?

Ha ha, you're on mate, can you cook lamb? (dead sheep tell no tales Jerry............) I tell you what, I've got a garage full of CB750's (sorry, no 550's, I always thought they were girls bikes....) and I don't ride them as often as I should, so when you come over you can ride any one you like, just be home in time to freshen up and to have something on the table for me when I get home from a hards days work!  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh crap...I could hit the grinny face button all night.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

   Oh, and Schmthaus...nice pic of you in the kitchen whipping up something special for your man.

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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #93 on: September 13, 2010, 11:18:18 PM »
So I opened this thread and skipped right to page 4.


Now I am not sure I want to see the other 3 pages.



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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #94 on: September 14, 2010, 02:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 09, 2010, 05:11:52 AM


I told her yesterday that I was going to buy it.  Then she used woman logic. ::)   She asked why I have money for a bike but not a new picture window for the house.  I panicked when she said that and ran out of the room and went for a ride on one of my other bikes until is was dark outside. ;D ;D

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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #95 on: September 14, 2010, 06:29:52 PM »
Quote from: mick750F on September 13, 2010, 09:09:46 PM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on September 13, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 13, 2010, 05:31:54 AM
In case we spilt up, I thought of moving somewhere far away that was warm and exotic.  I'll cook you dinner?

Ha ha, you're on mate, can you cook lamb? (dead sheep tell no tales Jerry............) I tell you what, I've got a garage full of CB750's (sorry, no 550's, I always thought they were girls bikes....) and I don't ride them as often as I should, so when you come over you can ride any one you like, just be home in time to freshen up and to have something on the table for me when I get home from a hards days work!  ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh crap...I could hit the grinny face button all night.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

   Oh, and Schmthaus...nice pic of you in the kitchen whipping up something special for your man.

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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #96 on: September 14, 2010, 06:58:57 PM »
Quote from: Cupcake Hunter on September 09, 2010, 05:11:52 AM
I told her yesterday that I was going to buy it.  Then she used woman logic. ::)   She asked why I have money for a bike but not a new picture window for the house.  I panicked when she said that and ran out of the room and went for a ride on one of my other bikes until is was dark outside. ;D ;D

use woman logic right back at her...
Ask her why she needs to sell the YOUR bike  BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS for $$$
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Re: How can I convince her to not sell this bike and give it to me?
« Reply #97 on: September 14, 2010, 11:28:37 PM »
Wouldn't woman logic be more: Shoes, "I'll swap you a nice shiney pair of shoes for this smelly leaky old motorbike". ;D
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« Reply #98 on: September 14, 2010, 11:47:19 PM »
And now for the woman's perspective, ie "woman's logic"...
WTF?  If my guy, the guy I loved and lived with really wanted the bike, I would have given it to him two years ago when he asked for it in the first place.   But then who I am I to say?  My guy is giving me a BMW... now that's love.
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« Reply #99 on: September 15, 2010, 03:01:53 AM »
Quote from: coldright on September 14, 2010, 11:47:19 PM
  My guy is giving me a BMW... now that's love.

If that's you in your avatar pic mate, I can understand why!  ;D
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