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Offline Alan F.

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Things which ARE (and are NOT) 'bad-ass'
« on: September 09, 2010, 12:52:15 PM »
Just stumbled onto this while researching ways to make fun of people who think things are "Bad-Ass"
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/because_youre_a_badass_leather.php

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Re: Leather thread? presented in the spirit of a 'bacon thread'
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2010, 01:09:57 PM »
maybe make it the
"things which are (NOT)  bad-ass" thread

stacks... are bad-ass  ::)
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Re: Leather thread? presented in the spirit of a 'bacon thread'
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2010, 01:18:52 PM »
insert smiley shaking head in shame here
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Re: Leather thread? presented in the spirit of a 'bacon thread'
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 01:22:39 PM »


Yes, my wife would like a package of the Luis Vuitton bandages please... ::) ::)
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Re: Leather thread? presented in the spirit of a 'bacon thread'
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2010, 01:59:40 PM »
 I thought normal badass spit whiskey onto the wound and use masking tape or bandanna to wrap it?  Super glue works well, too.

 I might use the leatheraid for my leather jacket... Not really.
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2010, 02:07:13 PM »
good catch Flybox1
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2010, 02:18:20 PM »
Most definitely not badass

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Re: Leather thread? presented in the spirit of a 'bacon thread'
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2010, 02:21:55 PM »
Quote from: flybox1 on September 09, 2010, 01:09:57 PM
stacks... are bad-ass  ::)

Until some a-hole in front of you on the highway decides to do this.......and you get a helmet full of diesel exhaust.
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
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Re: Leather thread? presented in the spirit of a 'bacon thread'
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2010, 02:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Alan F. on September 09, 2010, 02:21:55 PM
Quote from: flybox1 on September 09, 2010, 01:09:57 PM
stacks... are bad-ass  ::)

Until some a-hole in front of you on the highway decides to do this.......and you get a helmet full of diesel exhaust.

being facetious man  ;) 
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2010, 02:36:56 PM »
ha ha, this is gonna be a good thread.

not cool...
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2010, 02:38:10 PM »
definitely the opposite of bad-ass!  :D :D :D
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2010, 02:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Gordon on September 09, 2010, 02:35:48 PM


THIS!!  Those things are more gay than hardcore.
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2010, 02:40:33 PM »
I know some members have these and actually ride them, but here goes...
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2010, 02:42:02 PM »
These arent cool nor will they ever be.





JUST KIDDING!
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2010, 02:43:14 PM »
Quote from: xfactor on September 09, 2010, 02:42:02 PM
These arent cool nor will they ever be.





JUST KIDDING!
yeah...definitely NOT the opposite of bad-ass!   8)
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2010, 02:46:49 PM »
(some will get this one...)

Remember this guy?  He's bad ass.
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2010, 02:47:54 PM »
i admit im an i-whore....

but this is overboard...
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2010, 02:51:33 PM »
2 words    mini-chopper
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #21 on: September 09, 2010, 03:16:30 PM »
Not bad-ass, but meant to be;
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2010, 03:25:06 PM »
Quote from: j squared on September 09, 2010, 02:35:39 PM
Quote from: CycleRanger on September 09, 2010, 02:25:51 PM
Absurd spoilers.

Debatable


I'd say this qualifies as Bad-Ass
(With a piece of Nice-Ass thrown in...) ;)
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Re: Things which are (NOT) 'bad-ass'
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2010, 03:46:30 PM »
   Jack is no longer Bad Ass...though he did show his ass in "Terms Of Endearment" and it was bad. :o

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« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2010, 03:58:22 PM »
Quote from: domer on September 09, 2010, 02:47:54 PM
i admit im an i-whore....

but this is overboard...


You know that is not that bad. I bought a android based phone to combine devices. I had a MP3 player, a phone, and a GPS when I took long road trips on the bike. Now I have the one smart phone but it is not that easy to use as a GPS since waterproof bar mounts are not readily available for them. I could see having this thing on my wrist so I can glance down and see my route and you could run the earphones up the sleeve if your phone will do turn by turn navigation. 
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