Sean got home in the wee hours of the morning after a night of drinking at the local pub. He made such a racket that he woke the missus.
"What on Earth's going on down there, Sean?" she yelled. "Get yourself up here before ye wake the neighbors."
"I'm trying to get a barrel of Guinness up the stairs!" he shouted back.
"Leave it till morning, woncha?"
"I can't," he replied. "I drank it!"
