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Offline Bob Wessner

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The Chicken Farmer
« on: September 15, 2010, 03:23:12 PM »
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched roosters," he replied.

She smiled and said, "Hah, yet another coincidence!"
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Offline Jonesy

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Re: The Chicken Farmer
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2010, 03:42:48 PM »
I thought it wasn't a good idea to drink when you're pregnant... ???
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Re: The Chicken Farmer
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2010, 05:31:08 PM »
I know I don't.  ;)
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Re: The Chicken Farmer
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 07:41:21 PM »
 :D :D :D

good one bob!



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