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Offline cb750k7

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The Burglary
« on: September 18, 2010, 11:20:13 AM »
The Burglary

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house had been ransacked and burglarized.
She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do they send me:
A BLIND COP !!!

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Offline Frostyboy

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Re: The Burglary
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2010, 08:58:07 PM »
63 reads & nobody thought that's funny, but I did.  ;D

I'll never buy a Labrador but, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?  :o
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Offline Mike the bike

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Re: The Burglary
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 05:50:57 PM »
Same thing happens if you buy a white stick
If you can't see light at the end of the tunnel, go down the tunnel and light the chuffing thing yourself

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Re: The Burglary
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2010, 04:47:01 AM »
63 reads & nobody thought that's funny, but I did.  ;D


Most prolly 'cos it's been posted elsewhere already.

I thought it was good...........maybe 'cos my missus's blonde :o :o

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Re: The Burglary
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2010, 10:48:09 AM »
63 reads & nobody thought that's funny, but I did.  ;D


Most prolly 'cos it's been posted elsewhere already.

I thought it was good...........maybe 'cos my missus's blonde :o :o

Sorry,  I havn't  seen it before in THIS forum,  stole it from ANOTHER forum...(unless we both share the OTHER forum...)
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