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Offline Duke McDukiedook

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Another stupid criminal
« on: September 23, 2010, 08:59:11 AM »
« Last Edit: September 23, 2010, 09:05:30 AM by Dukiedook »
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Re: Another stupid criminal
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2010, 09:06:53 AM »
survival of the fittest?
natural selection?

or just plain..."dumb @$$!"  :D
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Re: Another stupid criminal
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2010, 09:18:12 AM »
Reminds me of another recent news story about a would be criminal. He entered a bank intent on robbing it. The bank manager insisted it would be necessary for him to complete some loan paperwork.. which the robber proceeded to do.  ::) Of course, the police had already been alerted and arrived before he could complete the paperwork. Must have been a slow writer among other things.  ;)
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Re: Another stupid criminal
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2010, 09:57:13 AM »
  Good thing that the police found him before the truck reach the landfill.  Landfill doesn't accept carcasses.

   

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Re: Another stupid criminal
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2010, 10:02:46 AM »


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Re: Another stupid criminal
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2010, 12:55:15 PM »
i wonder if he needed to take a shower
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Re: Another stupid criminal
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2010, 12:59:16 PM »
crims stink.