"The kickstarter is locked, so this bike probably has a stuck motor."
"Stuck? What do you mean, stuck, it was running when it was parked." (tries the kickstarter)
"How long ago was it parked?"
"Ten years."
I love it when people try to sell you what they think is Cortez's lost treasure. I recently had a conversation about a bike with a stuck engine, that went something like this.
"I'll give you what it's worth considering it's condition".
"I can't go that low. Don't you realize how rare this is?"
"Yeah I do. It's almost as rare as the customers lining up to buy it
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".
"But you could take it all apart, clean it up and it will be like new. You just have to replace a few parts".
"So, considering time, effort, and money, for the price of a good running bike, I could get a bike that may never run?"
"when you say it like that it seems like a bad deal."
Even the seller couldn't keep a straight face at that point. Too funny.