"The kickstarter is locked, so this bike probably has a stuck motor."
"Stuck? What do you mean, stuck, it was running when it was parked." (tries the kickstarter)
"How long ago was it parked?"
"Ten years."
I love it when people try to sell you what they think is Cortez's lost treasure. I recently had a conversation about a bike with a stuck engine, that went something like this.
"I'll give you what it's worth considering it's condition".
"I can't go that low. Don't you realize how rare this is?"
"Yeah I do. It's almost as rare as the customers lining up to buy it
".
"But you could take it all apart, clean it up and it will be like new. You just have to replace a few parts".
"So, considering time, effort, and money, for the price of a good running bike, I could get a bike that may never run?"
"when you say it like that it seems like a bad deal."
Even the seller couldn't keep a straight face at that point. Too funny.