Author Topic: Ever been banned from a forum? (Read 5476 times)

sangyo soichiro · « **Reply #25 on:** October 05, 2010, 12:52:05 PM »

I have never been banned, but I've seen a few others banned. Most of the time the banned individual, just prior to the banning, let emotions overwhelm them and acted extremely obnoxiously. Those were on your pretty normal-type forums. I've heard about other forums that generally had aggressive members and moderators that abused their powers. I've never been a member of a forum like that though.

But overall, I'm a good little boy. No need to ban me. In fact, I'm unbannable. I can't be banned. If given the choice to either ban me, or ban Mother Theresa... I'm sorry Sistah, but see ya!

j squared · « **Reply #26 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:07:24 PM »

I got banned from a forum once for posting the same picture over and over again in every thread I could find. The contents of the picture notwithstanding, I think it was kinda unjust.

seaweb11 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:07:57 PM »

Quote from: weekend_junkie on October 05, 2010, 11:46:31 AM

Quote from: Don R on October 04, 2010, 07:24:39 PM
You can get kicked out of a nudie bar if you spill beer on the bouncers head. And he shaves his head.
You can get kicked out of nudie bar for cooler things than that.

My friend got the boot after asking a stripper to get change for his $5. She said she had no change so he replied "Sure you do, there's a big pile of $1 bills behind you." The girl obviously wanted his $5 and gave him a very hard time. His mistake was telling her the truth by saying, "Listen, you don't have to be such a Russian c*nt about it." It was a glorious exchange, hilarity ensued.

Unlike the thread topic, this was not a permanent ban.

I would like to meet your friend

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #28 on:** October 05, 2010, 08:34:10 PM »

I was kicked off the website "Wondir" because I mentioned that Jesus must have been black. Horrible site anyway. Bunch of no brainers asking questions that they already (thought) they new the answer to.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #29 on:** October 05, 2010, 09:01:34 PM »

I got arrested for punching a police dog, does that count?

seaweb11 · « **Reply #30 on:** October 05, 2010, 09:06:29 PM »

Probably deserved it

gmonkey · « **Reply #31 on:** October 06, 2010, 07:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 05, 2010, 09:01:34 PM

I got arrested for punching a police dog, does that count?

Did you plead guilty to being more of a cat person?

The_Crippler · « **Reply #32 on:** October 06, 2010, 01:45:03 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 05, 2010, 09:01:34 PM

I got arrested for punching a police dog, does that count?

You punched...a police dog? Srsly?

TCSOHCB750CAFE · « **Reply #33 on:** October 06, 2010, 01:57:48 PM »

Jockeyjournal.com

Why? Because I posted a picture of a honda headlamp bucket I was using, and cause I called a moderator a few select terms.

(For those who don't know, japanese projects aren't allowed on this specific chopper/bobber classics forum, and nor is talking about my headlight....though the mod in reference can participate in threads about using modern japanese sportbike master cylinders, forks, etc.)

Lest we forget that there were honda chops back in the day....

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #34 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:07:02 PM »

Quote from: The_Crippler on October 06, 2010, 01:45:03 PM

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 05, 2010, 09:01:34 PM
I got arrested for punching a police dog, does that count?

You punched...a police dog? Srsly?

Yep, a great big fcuking german shepherd. That dog went from "I'm the toughest dog in this town" to "Oh I think you broke my fcuken nose" in about 5 seconds flat. His handler wasn't happy when I threatened to do the same to him, so he had to call for backup, the woose. They sorted me out at the Police station though............

mick7504 · « **Reply #35 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:13:43 PM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 06, 2010, 04:07:02 PM

Quote from: The_Crippler on October 06, 2010, 01:45:03 PM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 05, 2010, 09:01:34 PM
I got arrested for punching a police dog, does that count?

You punched...a police dog? Srsly?

Yep, a great big fcuking german shepherd. That dog went from "I'm the toughest dog in this town" to "Oh I think you broke my fcuken nose" in about 5 seconds flat. His handler wasn't happy when I threatened to do the same to him, so he had to call for backup, the woose. They sorted me out at the Police station though............

Terry
I've got tears in my eyes and a sore guts from laughing.
Mick

BlindJoe · « **Reply #36 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:29:09 PM »

. They probably wouldn't live to tell the tale if someone tried that in the states.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #37 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:39:35 PM »

He pulled his gun on me and my mate Tom, so I said to Tom, "you run that way and I'll run this way and we'll see who he shoots first". That was just before he sicced his dog onto me. I'm happy that they didn't have tazers back then...........

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #38 on:** October 06, 2010, 04:44:40 PM »

Police dog.....

Mick

demon78 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 07, 2010, 04:14:20 AM »

Jeez Terry that sounds like something me and my buddies would do and then howl about it for years after wards to the displeasure of our wives and amazement of our children.
Bill the demon.

rhos1355 · « **Reply #40 on:** October 07, 2010, 04:43:41 AM »

I joined a CAD forum when I started learning the program, and I was getting stuck regularly on many of the commands and functions so I would post my question on the forum, having originally stated that I was worse than a noob, I was a dummy. Some of the responses I got
were sarcastic and snooty. Made me feel really crap (what?? don't you even know that?? My 5 year old son can figure that one out yadda yadda yadda). So when I got my first job as a CAD monkey I was filled with trepidation. But to my surprise the other guys were really really helpful. When I asked why they said "man, we all went through the same stage you're going thru now".

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #41 on:** October 07, 2010, 04:54:50 AM »

Quote from: demon71 on October 07, 2010, 04:14:20 AM

Jeez Terry that sounds like something me and my buddies would do and then howl about it for years after wards to the displeasure of our wives and amazement of our children.
Bill the demon.

Ha ha, I've never told my wife mate, we were only engaged when it happened (when I was posted to Sydney and she was living in Melbourne)and while she knew that I had to go to court for something, I've never told her, or my sons why. It was pretty funny though............

demon78 · « **Reply #42 on:** October 07, 2010, 09:37:27 AM »

Ahh I had daughters and they used to give me the gears for being prudish and stodgy and just not knowing what it was like being young and alive and not wanting to crank things up I took it, then about two weeks apart a couple of my airforce buddies showed up and started teasing me about married life and dullness saying what a mad bastard I was when I was young and how they didn't think I was the same person, anyhow the girls got them to tell some of the things we used to do for the hell of it and I stopped getting the BS about not knowing what it was like, etc. A while later they found why I left school early ( supposedly I led a student revolt ) and then every time any friends came over they got grilled about my seamy past, now both are very nervous about introducing me to their friends and family ( might shock them ) ahh well.
Bill the demon.

domer · « **Reply #43 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:03:36 AM »

since someone mentioned strip club.... took a buddy of mine to a sleezy one, and they had some smokin aussie porn star there that night. well she pulls out this huge vibrator and has my buddy hold it with his teeth while she works her magic on it... then the dumb #$%* took it and stuck her in the *** with it. the place exploded when she busted the vibrator over his head. then he got the #$%* kicked out of him by the bouncers... made my life, he was laying on the ground outside bleeding like a s.o.b. but laughing his ass off. to this day he says it was worth the ass kicking...

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #44 on:** October 07, 2010, 10:06:37 AM »

I have a friend that has been banned from going to Japan for the rest of his life, apparently it's not very hard to do...

Damfino · « **Reply #45 on:** October 07, 2010, 11:07:57 AM »

Quote from: Dukiedook on October 07, 2010, 10:06:37 AM

I have a friend that has been banned from going to Japan for the rest of his life, apparently it's not very hard to do...

Paul McCartney?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #46 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:35:42 PM »

Nope, a little less famous than the fake Paul.

Damfino · « **Reply #47 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:45:13 PM »

Quote from: Dukiedook on October 07, 2010, 12:35:42 PM

Nope, a little less famous than the fake Paul.

Milton Berle!?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #48 on:** October 07, 2010, 12:52:20 PM »

No, Steve Herkel.

Damfino · « **Reply #49 on:** October 07, 2010, 01:01:45 PM »

Quote from: Dukiedook on October 07, 2010, 12:52:20 PM

No, Steve Herkel.

Steve Herkel? Of the famous Herkel Jerk All-Star Kazoo Revue?
OOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

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