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Offline grumpy

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« on: October 08, 2010, 08:11:12 AM »
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 08:19:20 AM »
I didnt know what to expect.Funny,really funny. :D ;D
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »
Chuck Norris once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine minths later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated* and untied team in professional football history.


*New England Pats? Whio cares!
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 03:23:06 PM »
Quote from: Duanob on October 08, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
Chuck Norris once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine minths later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated* and untied team in professional football history.


*New England Pats? Whio cares!

There is NOTHING mentioned about this in the Wikipedia article on Chuck Norris so I think you're just making this up.
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 06:53:25 PM »
Quote from: gmonkey on October 08, 2010, 03:23:06 PM
Quote from: Duanob on October 08, 2010, 01:53:52 PM
Chuck Norris once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine minths later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated* and untied team in professional football history.


*New England Pats? Whio cares!

There is NOTHING mentioned about this in the Wikipedia article on Chuck Norris so I think you're just making this up.

No way, it's all true. In fact Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 07:21:19 PM »
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 07:47:39 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 07:57:11 PM »
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! ;D
 
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« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2010, 09:50:13 PM »
Chuck Norris isn't god, but he beats him in golf.
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« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2010, 10:27:08 PM »
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
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« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 12:27:30 AM »
Chuck Norris once hit a stud horse with a solid upper cut to the chin. All that horse's offspring are called giraffes now.
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« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 07:12:25 AM »
Chuck Norris' beard catches static electricity out of the air and forms the Texas power grid; who then sell it to the rest of the country.
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« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2010, 07:13:12 AM »
Chuck Norris likes nuclear power because hot tubs are not hot enough for him.
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2010, 07:47:41 AM »
Did you hear they recalled the new Chuck Norris brand of toilet paper?



Yeah, People were complaining because it wouldn't take $#!T off of any body.




The moon landing was a hoax, because Chuck Norris was there the whole time waiting for them to get there.


There used to be a street named Chuck Norris but they had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2010, 07:09:36 PM »
I don't know if this still works, but....

Go to Google.  Type in "Find Chuck Norris".  Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.  Hilarity ensues.
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Re: nunchucks
« Reply #15 on: October 10, 2010, 07:33:45 PM »
Tried that and i got....."Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you".

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