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Offline Stixxy

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Helium
« on: September 03, 2010, 04:37:50 PM »
A helium atom walks into a bar.

Bartender says "We don't serve noble gases here!".

The helium atom doesn't react.
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Re: Helium
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2010, 04:03:32 AM »
Highbrow humorist eh?

good one tho'.
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Re: Helium
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2010, 04:25:38 AM »
Physics humor!

I love it.
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Re: Helium
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2010, 08:43:41 PM »
 ;D lol, good one!!!
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Re: Helium
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 05:49:59 PM »
How do you tell the difference between male and female chromosomes?














You pull down their genes!!!
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Re: Helium
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 06:33:47 PM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: Helium
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2010, 04:24:36 PM »
 :D :D :D
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Offline Franken750

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Re: Helium
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 02:00:14 AM »

Two hydrogen atoms at the bar.

One says: "I think I've lost an electron".

The other: "You sure"?

The first: "Yeah. I'm positive".

:)
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Re: Helium
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2010, 04:57:15 AM »
This sort of humor isn't very pre-valent on most sites, I'm keeping my ion this thread :)

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Re: Helium
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 02:57:46 PM »
This is getting Bohr...ing!     ;D
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Re: Helium
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2010, 05:06:59 PM »
Q. What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?



A. you can't make a vitamin.....
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Re: Helium
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2010, 08:24:03 PM »
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
 Bartender says, "we dont serve mushrooms here"
 mushroom says "But Im a Fun gi!" ???
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Re: Helium
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2010, 02:59:56 AM »
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?"


The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
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Re: Helium
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2010, 07:37:58 AM »
Quote from: grnrngr on October 08, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
Q. What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?



A. you can't make a vitamin.....

Q. You know how to make a hormone?








A. Don't pay her!   (put rim shot here)  ;D :D
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