A woman on her way to work walks past a pet store where there is a parrot outside.
"Hey Lady!" the parrot yells "You are F***ING UGLY!"
The woman storms off, disgusted at what the parrot had said to her.
The next day on her way to work, she passes by the pet store with the same parrot outside.
"Hey Lady!" the parrot yells "You are F***ING UGLY!"
The woman starts to sob and runs off down the street.
The third day on her way to work, she passes by the pet store with the same parrot outside.
"Hey Lady!" the parrot yells "You are F***ING UGLY!"
She cannot take any more and she barges into the pet store and screams at the owner about the parrot outside. The owner assures her that he will take care of the parrot and promises that if the parrot says that to her again, he will put it down.
The fourth day on her way to work, she passes by the pet store with the same parrot outside.
"Hey Lady!" the parrot yells.
"What?" demands the lady.
The parrot looks her in the eye and says "... you know!!!"
