Author Topic: Terry in Australia... (Read 5082 times)

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #1 on:** April 28, 2005, 09:07:26 AM »

Which one is Terry

heffay · « **Reply #2 on:** April 28, 2005, 03:51:59 PM »

why are terry and his dog-herding sheep about to run over one of their dog flock? ... terry? do you sleep with that thing too?

cben750f0 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 28, 2005, 04:54:39 PM »

HEY HEY!!!!

that #$%*e should be pointed and NEW ZEALAND!!!

mate.. not all aussies grew up on the sheeps back....

...peace

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #4 on:** April 28, 2005, 06:00:11 PM »

Quote from: heffay on April 28, 2005, 03:51:59 PM

why are terry and his dog-herding sheep about to run over one of their dog flock? ... terry? do you sleep with that thing too?

The dog looks to have a bandage on the right front leg allready. The sheep is grining. The bike looks to be a tad rich but maybe I am looking to close

kghost · « **Reply #5 on:** April 28, 2005, 06:27:58 PM »

I've heard of aussies+sheep+cliff

I've heard of Aussies+sheep+hip waders

This is a new one on me.....Believe thats illegal in most states in the US (not sure about Arkansas and Tennesse)

I'm going to post a link to PETA, Shame Terry, Bad Terry

Raul CB750K1 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 29, 2005, 12:09:44 AM »

Yeah, I sneaked a conversation the other day between two aussies:

-Hey mate, did you hear that Terry was caught trying to shag a sheep?

-Was it male or female?

-Female! There is nothing wrong with good ole' Terrry!

cben750f0 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 29, 2005, 12:30:05 AM »

HEY wots with the ozzybashing?

Harry · « **Reply #8 on:** April 29, 2005, 01:10:47 AM »

Bit of good-humoured Terry-bashing, ´s all ..... if any dyed-in-the-wool (sorry) Aussie is seriously offended by the leg-pulling here I'll sheepishly (ooooh) withdraw the post!

Raul CB750K1 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 29, 2005, 03:55:02 AM »

Nah, I don't think anybody will be offended. Terry is a cool mate that can take a laughter on himself. At the end, wasn't him the one who offered a picture of his wife naked?

?? I'm still laughing about that, that was a good one!!!!!

Actually, I don't think the picture shows anything wrong. What I don't like is that he chose the ugliest sheep in the herd!!!! LOL

Raul

Harry · « **Reply #10 on:** April 29, 2005, 06:27:17 AM »

OK, then, lets try this one:

While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation . . . .
• Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
• Farmer: "Dogs don’t talk."
• Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
• Dog: "Doing' alright."
• Farmer: Look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
• Dog: "Yep."
• Biker: "How does he treat you?"
• Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week."
• Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
• Farmer: "Horses don’t talk."
• Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
• Horse: "Cool."
• Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.
• Horse: "Yessiree Bob."
• Biker: "How's he treating you?"
• Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
• Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
• Farmer: "The sheep is a liar."

cben750f0 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 29, 2005, 07:12:18 AM »

no offence, i think ozzies are the last bunch of ppl to get offended at a bit of SH$T throwing..

... BTW that joke was a pisser.... gonna tell the blokes at work...cheers harry..peace

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #12 on:** April 30, 2005, 05:16:45 AM »

Sorry Guys, I wasn't ignoring this one, I've been busy making oil cooler adapters for my sohc4 mates in the US, I guess it must be getting warm over there by now?

Anyway, good one Harry, coincidentally I've actually got a Suzuki TS185ER like that blue one in my back yard, (but mine's yellow) and even though I live in the "Burb's" there is an old italian guy who has some sheep only a couple of blocks from my place (both our houses back on to the Merri Creek) and my pooch is a Kelpie, so maybe that guy is me? (it sure would account for my predilection for roast lamb, ha ha!)

Here's one for you:

A group of foreign tourists were touring the south Island of New Zealand in a bus, when they happened upon a herd of unshorn, bedraggled looking sheep.
An equally scruffy farmer was leaning on his fence rail, oblivious to the stares of the tourists on the bus.
The bus driver, Heinrich, stopped the bus and addressed the farmer: "Hey zere Herr Farmeer, ven vill you shear thosse sheepies?"
The farmer stared straight back at him and replied in a gutteral, threatening voice: "I don't share my sheep with no one!"

Cheers, Terry.

smithrelo · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2005, 10:28:36 PM »

Loved it!!

Linda

happyonthunder · « **Reply #14 on:** May 25, 2005, 03:37:17 PM »

That sheep shure is p-r-r-r-r-dy

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #15 on:** May 25, 2005, 09:36:27 PM »

Terry happyonthunder is hitting on your sheep.

Bobby · « **Reply #16 on:** May 27, 2005, 10:28:04 AM »

Q: What's the difference between a sheep and a Yugo?

A: It's marginally less embarrassing being seen getting out of the back
of a sheep.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #17 on:** May 27, 2005, 04:00:47 PM »

What the hell is a "Yugo"? Cheers, Terry.

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #18 on:** May 27, 2005, 04:08:19 PM »

A rather inexpensive car, haven't heard of one in Michigan since one got blown off the Mac. Bridge between the Upper and Lower peninsula if that tells you something. Unfortunately, the drop to the water is about 200' so the driver did not survive.

mcpuffett · « **Reply #19 on:** May 27, 2005, 04:10:49 PM »

hey terry its a car based on fiat but made in chechoslavakia good engine but #$%* interior on the same par as a lada only lada's had #$%* everthing lol

mick.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #20 on:** May 27, 2005, 04:19:20 PM »

Thanks guys, we had a few Lada's here 10 or 15 years ago, but they've all but disappeared now. (a good thing) I haven't seen a Yugo yet, and by your desciption, I won't be looking forward to it either. I think it'll be a long time before the old soviet block manufacturers catch up to their asian counterparts, I just bought my wife a Korean Hyundai, and was surprised at how well it's finished. Not my "Cup of Tea", at 6'4" and 260 pounds I prefer something larger, preferably with a "Ford" badge attached. Cheers, Terry.

mcpuffett · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2005, 05:56:44 AM »

nice one terry ,i to like mine a little bigger and with a ford badge on the front 6'2" and around 20 stone since i gave up the fags last september, plus i need something to put my bikes

mick.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2005, 06:58:03 PM »

Quote from: mcpuffett on May 28, 2005, 05:56:44 AM

nice one terry ,i to like mine a little bigger and with a ford badge on the front 6'2" and around 20 stone since i gave up the fags last september, plus i need something to put my bikes mick.

Well done Mick, just be careful how you describe cigarettes in this forum, to our American friends, you "Giving up the Fags" has an entirely different meaining, ha ha! (Oops, or is that what you meant?) Cheers, Terry.

smithrelo · « **Reply #23 on:** May 29, 2005, 06:00:48 PM »

Terry, thank you for clearing that "fags" thing up....I was wondering if I'd stumbled upon something I didn't want to know about.

Linda

Jonesy · « **Reply #24 on:** May 31, 2005, 05:32:33 AM »

Quote from: Bob Wessner on May 27, 2005, 04:08:19 PM

A rather inexpensive car, haven't heard of one in Michigan since one got blown off the Mac. Bridge between the Upper and Lower peninsula if that tells you something. Unfortunately, the drop to the water is about 200' so the driver did not survive.

Hence the saying that came about afterwards, "Be careful driving the Mackinac Bridge on a windy day or Yugo over the side...."

oldbiker · « **Reply #25 on:** May 31, 2005, 05:49:27 AM »

A group of Aussies were running after a flock of sheep. Terry was running twice as fast as anyone else and his mate said 'Terry, why are you in such a hurry. Strewth said terry, I don't want to get saddled with the ugly one.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:38:43 AM »

Even more Aussie sheep loving, and centered around Terry again, he is picked on so much

haha

RKS

toycollector10 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 24, 2006, 12:58:30 AM »

"I'm just stepping outside for a fag, I'll have a smoke while I'm at it"

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3835651a4560,00.html

So the upshot was that he was fined $200 in the local court. Apparently, from radio reports the prosecution, defence, judge and sundry others were all pissing themselves laughing about it. Ain't justice grand. Actually, it's just a PC frickin' joke.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #28 on:** October 24, 2006, 03:43:10 PM »

"Ronald Benjamin Holden, 34, of Mt Maunganui, admitted committing an offensive act and was given diversion."

What's "Diversion" mate? Is that some kinda drug to stop you lusting after sheep? Ha ha, Cheers, Terry.

toycollector10 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:28:59 PM »

I think it is where you get to do some sort of penance but there is no conviction entered for the "crime".

And while I'm here...

Q. How do you double the resale value of a Lada?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #30 on:** October 24, 2006, 07:58:46 PM »

Quote from: toycollector10 on October 24, 2006, 07:28:59 PM

I think it is where you get to do some sort of penance but there is no conviction entered for the "crime".

And while I'm here...

Q. How do you double the resale value of a Lada?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Sadly with the price we're paying for gas at the moment TC, that can be said for just about any car!

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